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Marketting... the place where rounding is consistently confused with a ceiling function.
 

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Well, I never knew:

 

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Attempted piracy is not going to help them much with the asylum applications. Also nice to see the SBS get some publicity.
 

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No it isn't. Wonder if there is something else going on here.
Why would they turn violent, where would it get them?
 

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Attempted piracy is not going to help them much with the asylum applications. Also nice to see the SBS get some publicity.

It did in Germany. AFAIR, none of them got it granted, but in 2018, all pirates had been permitted to stay in Germany until the legal situation with Somalia had been solved. The younger ones wanted to stay in Germany, the youngest one even has a good chance there, since he was illegally sentenced (court made him 4 years older than he was, the prison later corrected his age based on his growth in that time) and his parents were living in a UN camp in Kenia at that time. One of the older pirates wanted back to his wife and children, but Somalia did not want him back in 2018...

Generally, what spoke for them in 2018 was, that none of them wanted to be in Germany in first place, but had to be inprisoned here, because the ship they attacked was registered in Hamburg.
 

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I knew The Houses of Parliament had been bombed, didn't know it took till 1950 to get it back together.

 

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Brother of Spitfire pilot found in Kent

Flying officer Sydney Hatfield Cheeseman, 21, from the Isle of Sheppey in Kent, disappeared while he was escorting US Marauder bombers to raid the Luftwaffe-occupied Gilze-Rijen Air Base in the Netherlands. Yet neither Sydney nor his plane were ever seen again and he is presumed to have drowned in heavy seas.

Now after 76 years at sea, remains of his Spitfire have been found on a beach in the Dutch village of Vrouwenpolder.

Sydney’s only surviving relative and younger brother, John Cheeseman, 88, who lives in a nursing home in Kent was relieved to get closure after so many years. He still has cherished childhood memories of his brother. ‘It’s really cheered John up,’ said the Nursing Home administrator.

‘I remember how he used to take me out on his bike,’ he said. ‘I was about eight or nine when he went. Mum didn’t want him to go in the air force. ‘We were told he’d gone missing not long after it happened’.

Records show the raid was a success, with the occupied airfield pounded by 89 tons of high explosives, destroying an estimated 50,000 litres of fuel.

The remains of the Spitfire found last month will form part of the collection at the Wings to Victory, a Second World War museum focused on air operations over the Netherlands.

 

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Well I never knew...


My uncle was on HMS Cattistock, a Hunt Class Destroyer then, though on Gold Beach. Sadly never talked about it.

1944

June
4th Deployed in Solent.
Operation delayed by 24 hours
5th Escorted Convoy G1 comprising 6th Minesweeping Flotilla, four Danlayers and 1st Division of
150th Minesweeping Flotilla with Polish destroyer ORP KRAKOWIAK, four Motor Launches
and 2nd Division of 55th Motor Torpedo Boat Flotilla.
6th Arrived at Lowering Position at 030.
On arrival detached from G1 and deployed in Eastern Task Force area.
Provided naval gunfire support during assault landings on GOLD Beech.
(For details see above reference).
7th Deployment in support of landings in Eastern Task Force area and for escort of Build –up
to convoys.
27th
28th After termination of NEPTUNE remained in Channel area for support duties.
From:
 

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Probably not known outside the UK, did excellent reporting from the Middle East.
Took no prisoners.

Sad to see him go.
 

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This is increasingly relevant these days:

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The sculpture, titled Whale Tails, is the work of the architect and artist Maarten Struijs, and was erected in the water at the end of the tracks in 2002.
Mr Struijs told NOS that he was surprised the structure did not break.
"It has been there for almost 20 years and... you actually expect the plastic to pulverise a bit, but that is apparently not the case," he said.
"I'll make sure that I get a few photos," he added. "I could never have imagined it that way."
Well, its got a new tale to tell now!
 

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I thought I had the basics down, but somehow I'm just not getting any matches today...

I find myself in the same situation. Every time I think I know how to write the expression I need, I get everything back, or nothing.
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I find myself in the same situation. Every time I think I know how to write the expression I need, I get everything back, or nothing.

Damn... and I don't even have a problem using captures for quickly scanning through large log files.

But I still prefer changing the log format to JSON or use ElasticSearch over doing any RegEx-Magic, because RegEx is versatile, but means hard mental work...

Does anybody here have experience with Rust? I just tumbled over a nice Roguelike programming tutorial in Rust, but the more I try it, the more I feel like I maybe understand 1% of Rust by it. Its must still be close to C++, but the semantics are way more arcane to me...

 

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Damn... and I don't even have a problem using captures for quickly scanning through large log files.

But I still prefer changing the log format to JSON or use ElasticSearch over doing any RegEx-Magic, because RegEx is versatile, but means hard mental work...

Does anybody here have experience with Rust? I just tumbled over a nice Roguelike programming tutorial in Rust, but the more I try it, the more I feel like I maybe understand 1% of Rust by it. Its must still be close to C++, but the semantics are way more arcane to me...


That would be me. Read the book and expect to fail multiple times before it clicks.

The learning curve is steep but worth it.

Hit me up if you need a hand
 

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Read a couple of lines, realised immutability is default, already feel at home. Shame I don't really have the time to learn a new language right now.

Overall it looks like a merger of object-oriented and functional paradigms similar to what kotlin did, except for C++ rather than Java...
 

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Today, as part of the Dutch national program to salvage aircraft wrecks of WWII which started last year, the salvage of a Messerschmitt Bf 109 has started. It's the third excavation of a wreck which most likely has remains of the pilot still present. Not only British and American aircraft wrecks are salvaged, also German ones. About 30-50 of such wrecks are still scattered around the country.

Decades after the end of the war, relatives finally receive information about the place where their loved ones died and bring closure to the heavy war history in their families.

In 1944 there were fierce air battles between the Allies and Germans above the eastern border of the Netherlands. On January 30, the German Messerschmitt of the type BF 109 G6 crashed close to the little village Hoonhorst. Investigations indicate that this must be one of the two Messerschmitts that took off from Volkel in the afternoon on a mission to prevend American bombers from reaching the German border. It is not known to date who exactly was the pilot who piloted the warplane. It's either Greorg Graf zu Ortenburg or pilot Otto Tillack. Both are still reported missing after all these years.

Some eye witnesses of the crash are still alive. What they have always suspected, has since yesterday been confirmed. Salvage specialists have found remains of the pilot. Now it is certain: the German pilot was unable to escape to safety and was indeed killed in his singleseat fighter.

During the salvage work that started on Monday, the salvage companies found quite a few remnants of the plane in a 5 meter deep hole, such as parts of an engine block, two propeller blades and kilos of twisted steel. They are surprised. “I did not expect the tail wheel to be there. That is virtually intact, "said Major Bart Aalberts, who is a salvage officer for the Royal Netherlands Air Force. "You can even see the inner tube."

A lot of ammunition was also found, such as a considerable number of small grenades. Two machine guns and a cannon were also taken out of the ground. Even the handgun that the pilot had in his pocket has been found. "The material is hardly affected by corrosion" said a specialist from the Explosives Ordnance Disposal Service (EOD). As a result, all data and even the eagle, the symbol of the Nazis, can still be recognized in the steel. The EOD will detonate the explosive material on the spot in a controlled manner on Friday.

The search for the identity of the pilot has now started. The registration number of the aircraft is required for this. Examination of the bone remains may also lead to more information. It will be weeks if not months before the identity of the pilot - after consultation with the German authorities and next of kin - is released. The remains will most likely be reburied at the German military cemetery Ysselsteyn in Limburg.

 
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