Of course, it's not a real proper RTLS procedure, as I ascend directly up, actually I've tested some other things, but you know, that "everythere-appearing" J-key...
So my horizontal speed was zero, but it made things (especially things mentioned in title of the video) more intensive.
Considering the initial angle and lack of initial control, Runway 33 wasn't an option, so I've landed on that "usually useless" runway.
And OMS engines was started purely as placebo effect of course.
Don't try this at home!