Flying directly towards them at low altitude without countermeasures. Getting hit and continuing to do the same thing.

(I'm real good at getting hit by SAMs)
:lol: Well, there is a point during SAM evasion during which you "don't just do something, sit there", but it is not that one! I meant by my previous questions that you might consider what phase (or conditions) during your SAM shoot-downs was not being properly managed, but the following says it all in a nutshell, really...
Turn left or right until your wingtip points at the SAM site and activate countermeasures program as recommended by semi-auto mode while already turning. if your opponent is radar guided and the missile has already been launched, activate ECM for some seconds (don't leave it on forever - there is a technology called home on jam)
The treatment given SAM evasion in the FC3 manual is well worth a read, too, and evasion is generally the same for all aircraft. Go 2D on the SAM (right angles to its trajectory). Once you have established the optimum evasion angle, keep it. Wild gyrations and snappy maneuvers will not help.
No, I do not propose that I am an expert (far from it), but I do find jousting with SAMs a lot of fun in DCS. It is simply a procedure, executed with a cool head. Probably not text book perfect, but here's a "test tube" example of "spoofing" some Geckos in an SU-25A, without ECM pod and using only chaff, to get an idea...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Db_Fz-3tz0"]SA-8 Evasion Su-25A - YouTube[/ame]
The whole episode was 10 minutes long, shortened to five here.