Piece of Russian rocket crashes off Labrador coast

But hey, that's a brilliant idea! Let's pay the fine and then begin charging everyone whose stuff is burning up over Russian territory! And we are no short of territory... ;)

If we aren't careful, the dolphins and whales will start demanding payment. "Don't you landlubbers know that we own 70% of the planet? And yet you keep dumping your spacecraft into our territory! We've had it with the fishing and whaling industry too. Perhaps now is the time to tell you that we *do* have nuclear weapons..." :P
 
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