You know your addicted to SSM07 when
I started that thread over there. And they came up with this-
A typical day in the life of an SSM2007 addict.
1. Wake up.
2. Have steak for breakfast.
3. Spend an hour getting changed.
4. Take the bus three miles to where you park your car.
5. Get into car, with assistance from several other people, who have made sure your car is correctly configured to go to work.
6. Spend 1 hour and 50 minutes (+ hold time) flicking switches on the dashboard.
7. Finally (as Spacewalker says), count-down from 10, switching on the engine at 6 seconds, then moving away at 0 seconds.
8. About 40 seconds after moving off, take your foot slightly off the accelerator for about 30 seconds, then floor it again.
9. After 8 minutes, release the accelerator fully, and a few seconds later, the fuel tank falls out of the car.
10. Some time afterwards, open the boot of the car and raise the aerial.
11. Program your place of work into the GPS system and slowly coast towards it.
12. Approach your place of work at speeds of no more than around 30cm/sec, and 10cm/sec for the last 50m or so.
13. Wait an hour before exiting the car and entering your place of work.
14. Go to boss' office and explain why you are 8 hours late for work.
When it's time to go home, you:
1) Climb into your car through a narrow tube.
2) You sit in you seat and wait for the pressure to equalize.
3) You use the starter to move the car slowly away.
4) Once at a safe distance, you get going with a short burst from the motor.
5) Now, stick your head and upper body out of the window and inspect the underside of your car (NOTE: This can be tricky, but fortunately we're not going very fast).
6) While still moving, stow the aerial and close the trunk.
7) Coast onto the highway, at the same time turrning the car backwards (just ignore all the comm noise, like horns, curses etc).
8) At just the right moment start the engine, put the car in reverse and floor it!
9) Just before running out of fuel, turn off the engine.
10) Now turn the car around (why, just use the hand brake, silly...).
12) Then you just sit there, wondering if you have forgotten something...
13) As you get to your exit, turn up the heat fully and turn off the radio.
14) When approaching the roundabout, you stick 2 hair dryers out the side of the car to gain air data
15) you circle the roundabout until you have slowed down enough to get into your driveway
16) you pull off into the correct street from the roundabout
17) you lower the wheels of your car to raise it up a few feet
18)you do a wheeli once you enter your home street
19) after a few seconds, you put the front of the car down
20) once you are at a safe spped, you apply the brakes and come to a stop right in front of the driveway
21)after turning off the engine and spilling all the extra fual onto the road, you exit the car and do a final walkaround
22) a group of people soon tow your car into the garage and replace the outer skin and tires
23) you explain to your wife and kids why you are 5 hours late home
Then the next day, it happens all over again