Never screw with a Russian.
That's just his Russian Army Knife. You should see his gun!
Never screw with a Russian.
Following new legislation in Mattany, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
Never screw with a Russian.
Sometimes you wish your "country" is real...
Never screw with a Russian.
...that's just a stereotype.
It's scientists at CERN you should be concerned with- you should see their "Swiss army knife".
Really folks, it's only a matter of time before someone gets bored during their lunch break and tries to create some stable strangelets (provided the hypothesis is true and the danger exists). Maybe not at the LHC, but the next big accelerator.
Does anyone like quark soup?
Never screw with a Russian.
I'm afraid I don't get this one...