Maybe it is the problem for us, that you can't make good jokes about Orbiter.
Let's make some!
Here are some seeds off the top of the random thoughts pile:
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I mean, the last thing i would take on a year long trip to Mars is a space flight simulator!
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Deltaglider was an oxymoron, like all retro-futuristic designs. A flying triangular brick, gliding like a drunk on the stairs, a child of old space operas and early spacecraft designs.
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-What kind of a geek are you to play space games in a space hotel?
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-This thing was made 30 years ago, and you plan trajectories with it? Isn't there something newer and more specific?
-It's good enough! Besides, there would be a new version soon.
-Let me guess, tuesday?
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LunarLanderMFD
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It's as simple as rocket science!
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