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[Tex]

You guys too? Ouch! My stomach was killing me late last night. That sucks so much when you're half asleep and so tired, you just want to crawl back in bed, but your stomach has other plans for you.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

My stomach was killing me a few days ago, I had Pizza for lunch, then McDonalds for dinner, they did not mix well, there must be something spreading. :lol:

 

[Dambuster]

Too bad Mexico and Italy never had a war. There is no historical analogue to describe what is happening to me.

I would have expected Mexican and Italian to go quite well together.

Or at least, not too badly

 

[thesnorklemonkey]

Today my friends egged me into ordering two big mac combos. Call it a civil war?

 

[Urwumpe]

You guys too? Ouch! My stomach was killing me late last night. That sucks so much when you're half asleep and so tired, you just want to crawl back in bed, but your stomach has other plans for you.

I know that feeling right now... some food is simply too healthy to be good. Whole-grain bread is hell!

 

[Carmen A]

I walked through a huge underground mall/train station that reminded me of a Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic environment and the fully automated trains that ran from there had 'open' noses that reminded me of the Eagles from Space: 1999.

I couldn't resist recording a video from the front of that thing.

 

[TSPenguin]

I'd just like to say, my stomach is fine. Thank you.

 

[DanM]

So I've gone to two Civil Air Patrol meetings now. I only stayed for half of the first one, because watching Cadets take tests for an hour isn't all that fun. The second time they began brainwashing me. Now if they ever think that Julian Assange, Osama Bin Laden, or the Bedroom Intruder are hiding in Illinois, I'll get to help find them. Apparently I can also be a makeshift shrink if there is some sort of large scale disaster in Illinois, too.

 

[orb]

Prototype lunar lander skating:

 

[n122vu]

I bet that lander could catch more air than Tony Hawk..... *badump-bump*

 

[Carmen A]

All that is missing from the picture are some prototype Iron Man suits against the back wall and hyperactive blue lighted holo displays.

 

[Aeadar]

I know that feeling right now... some food is simply too healthy to be good. Whole-grain bread is hell!

:lol:Reminds me of this:

 

[n72.75]

8675309 is prime.

 

[DanM]

German Class was "sehr interessant" today because we didn't have a teacher for most of the period. It was like Lord of the Flies gone terribly wrong.

 

[Linguofreak]

German Class was "sehr interessant" today because we didn't have a teacher for most of the period. It was like Lord of the Flies gone terribly wrong.

Wait. How could Lord of the Flies go any more terribly wrong? Did half the class die or something?

(BTW, why is that that LotF is given as assigned reading to high-school English classes? That book is seriously R-Rated, or worse...)

 

[wehaveaproblem]

I never realised just how much cornish pasties smell... until today, when a guy next to me on the train was eating one...

 

[DanM]

Wait. How could Lord of the Flies go any more terribly wrong? Did half the class die or something?

(BTW, why is that that LotF is given as assigned reading to high-school English classes? That book is seriously R-Rated, or worse...)

By "gone terribly wrong" I just mean nothing like the book, lol. We read books that were even more violent, like Night, and we watched Schindler's List. The book that they force us to read at my school are pretty awful, they're usually about phony crap, but there a those few good books, like Shakespeare, The Catcher in the Rye, and Night.

 

[Quick_Nick]

By "gone terribly wrong" I just mean nothing like the book, lol. We read books that were even more violent, like Night, and we watched Schindler's List. The book that they force us to read at my school are pretty awful, they're usually about phony crap, but there a those few good books, like Shakespeare, The Catcher in the Rye, and Night.

I think it's generally the same books throughout the U.S.
Last year (sophomore year) we watched an extremely graphic video with actual photos of Nazi concentration camps; the mutilated, the dead, the piles of mutilated dead, etc.

 

[Turbinator]

 

[Carmen A]

Lol I like the self closing box