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(08:02:26) * lambo slowly drives Xyon insane till he writes a PHP interpreter for Orbiter
(08:02:29) * Epsilon taps Hielor on the shoulder from behind, while he's in his hiding place.
(08:02:35) <Epsilon> Boo.
(08:02:59) * Xyon flying tackles Epsilon!
(08:03:23) * Epsilon catches Xyon. >;o
(08:03:37) <Xyon> Er...
(08:03:42) <Xyon> Dance?
(08:03:51) <Epsilon> Sure! :D
(08:03:52) * lambo flying tackles Epsilon from behind whilst his CoM is abit higher than normal
(08:03:56) * Epsilon boogies.
(08:04:00) * Xyon jives
(08:04:07) * Epsilon lands on Xyon as he's tackled.
(08:04:14) * Xyon wriggles.
(08:04:25) * Xyon breakdances, but stops soon after breaking.
(08:04:35) <lambo> hrmm
(08:04:41) * lambo sticks Xyon into a sampler
(08:05:09) * Xyon is sampled.
(08:05:13) * lambo turns Xyon into a breakbeat
(08:05:28) * Xyon syncopates.
(08:06:24) <lambo> hrmm
(08:06:39) <lambo> you aren't distorted enough
(08:07:02) * lambo pumps Xyon through and "overdrives" the signal
(08:07:03) <lambo> there
(08:07:10) <Xyon> Oh yes. Harder.
(08:07:20) * Xyon oscillates.
(08:07:34) * lambo quickly chains the overdrive output to a Compressor then to a stereo imager
(08:07:46) * Xyon stops dead still and produces an earsplitting feedback signal at 89dB.
(08:08:04) <Epsilon> o.o
(08:08:08) <Epsilon> ... buck cake?
(08:08:09) <Epsilon> <_<
(08:08:11) * lambo sets the compressor to the preset "hard bass"
(08:08:12) <Xyon> lol
(08:08:21) * Xyon becomes hard.
(08:08:36) <Epsilon> Oh Jesus ****, it's music pr0n.
(08:08:45) * lambo increases Xyon's tempo to 190 bpm
(08:08:53) <Xyon> **** the tempo, **** the tempo...
(08:09:12) <lambo> unce unce unce unce unce unce
(08:09:12) * Xyon becomes incredibly tachycardic.
(08:09:30) <lambo> right, SPEEDCORE TIME
(08:09:35) <Xyon> o.O
(08:09:35) * lambo cranks the tempt to 2000
(08:09:40) <lambo> *tempo
(08:10:00) * Xyon blows a fuse.
(08:10:08) <lambo> perfect!
(08:10:15) * lambo overdrives the singal some more
(08:10:30) * Xyon floods the backflow and blows out something important.
(08:10:43) * lambo makes Xyon sound like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxonrF6jHc
(08:11:53) * Epsilon has seen people who could probably DDR that. :P
(08:12:27) * Xyon shoots himself in the head, thus killing the music dead.
(08:12:33) *** Xyon is now known as Xyon|Zombiwe
(08:12:36) <lambo> ..you're a sample
(08:12:37) *** Xyon|Zombiwe is now known as Xyon|Zombie
(08:12:50) * lambo reloops Xyon|Zombie
(08:12:58) <Xyon|Zombie> D:
(08:13:02) *** Xyon Nick change too fast. Please wait 4 seconds.
(08:13:02) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon|Zombie
(08:13:07) *** Xyon|Zombie is now known as Xyon
(08:13:18) * lambo edits out the suicide part
(08:13:30) <Xyon> Urg.
(08:13:37) * Xyon feeds lambo to his C++ compiler.
(08:13:42) <Xyon> MUNCH.
(08:13:55) <lambo> Error: lambo.cpp does not exist.
(08:14:07) * Xyon redirects and points to the proper file.
(08:14:22) <lambo> Error: File is blank
(08:14:31) <Epsilon> That is ****ing insane.
(08:14:33) <Xyon> File is not blank.
(08:14:42) <Xyon> File is full of crazt.
(08:14:43) <Xyon> y
(08:14:59) <Xyon> Error: crazy_ symbol undefined.
(08:15:05) <Xyon> ;)
(08:15:39) * lambo stuffs himself into a pointer, and then turns the pointer null
(08:15:47) * lambo hides in memory <_<
(08:16:09) * Xyon dumps the memory to disk and purges the dump file.
(08:16:16) <lambo> ow!
(08:16:31) <Xyon> DELETE.... DELETE...
(08:16:34) * lambo surges out into the Internet quickly
(08:16:41) <lambo> mwahahaha!
(08:17:02) * Xyon wishes lambo good luck getting out past the firewall.
(08:17:03) <lambo> I have all the comp--BUY VIAGRA NOW!--uters. wait wat?
(08:17:10) <Xyon> lol
(08:17:31) * lambo stumbles across 4chan
(08:17:32) * Xyon closes the redundant firewall behind lambo.
(08:17:34) <lambo> OH GOD IT BURNS
(08:17:50) * Xyon notes that 4chan do not take kindly to visitors.
(08:17:54) * lambo deforms into an ActiveX Exploit
(08:18:06) * Xyon blows lambo away with an update.
(08:18:51) <lambo> Haha!
(08:19:11) * lambo infects a multitude of computers that haven't been patched since Windows XP SP1
(08:19:13) * Xyon wafts lambo towards 127.0.0.0
(08:19:23) <Hielor> LAME, macgyver is no longer available on netflix streamer
(08:19:26) <Xyon> Die in loopback.
(08:19:36) <Epsilon> I hope one of you copy and paste this to the "Why We Love The IRC" thread. :P
(08:19:40) <lambo> 127.0.0.0 isn't 127.0.0.1
(08:19:45) <Xyon> Nope.
(08:19:46) <Hielor> 127.0.0.0: address not found
(08:19:56) <Xyon> Hence why you won't get a call out of it.
(08:20:09) <lambo> I'm my own botnet now !
(08:20:20) <lambo> I infected a bunch of unpatched matchines >:}
(08:20:34) * Xyon notifies Microsoft.
(08:20:37) * Hielor reports Lambo to the FBI
(08:20:43) <lambo> AHHH
(08:20:51) * lambo flees from the security researchers
(08:21:03) * Xyon installs adware on every lambo-infested machine.
(08:21:06) <lambo> ... I suddenly feel like Ennesby
(08:21:30) <Xyon> Eppy; the whole thing?
(08:21:39) * lambo is trapped on a security researches VM now
(08:21:46) <lambo> *researcher's
(08:21:54) * Xyon tells the researcher to power down the VM.
(08:22:18) * lambo makes one last ditch effor and jumps into the researcher
(08:22:40) <Epsilon> Xyon: Not sure about the -whole- thing... it should probably go into (code) tags or something though so it doesn't spam the thread too badly.
(08:22:46) * Xyon stares at the abomination that resulted in lambo attempting to jump through a screen and fetches a mop.

Some people...
 
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And all for a mop? Oh boy. :lol:
 

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An impromptu chess game starts up in the chat room

#orbiter on irc.orbithangar.com said:
12:13 LOX|away anyone know how to access to standard HUD for dansteph ISS?
12:17
12:41 Garyw f8
12:45 Xyon b7
12:46 Garyw tricky
12:46 Garyw Knight to queens pawn 4
12:46 Xyon Bishop to queen's pawn 4
12:46 Xyon :p
12:46 Garyw sneeky
12:46 Xyon I really have no idea how to play chess that way.
12:47 Garyw Rook takes bishop
12:47 Xyon Xyon kicks chessboard.
12:47 Garyw I did ages ago, it's a bit silly :p
12:47 Urwumpe xD
12:47 Xyon Xyon takes queen and runs off with it to King's rook 2
12:47 Xyon King's Rook 2: The sequel.
12:47 Xyon :p
12:48 Garyw He'll be back!
12:49 Xyon throws a grenade onto the chessboard.

Xyon is such a sore loser :lol:
 

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Tehe:
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<Kaito> I still like the name ThunderChild better
<Lambo> Your launcher is a cargo transport, right?
<Kaito> Yes
<XyonZZZ> Yes.
<XyonZZZ> Heavy cargo lifter.
<Kaito> Super heavy
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Lambo> it's an HLV then
<XyonZZZ> NO HIELOR
 Kaito slaps Hielor
<Kaito> Yes lambo..
<Hielor> every time he says thunderchild
<Hielor> i'm responding with that
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<RougeSnipper> lol
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<RougeSnipper> thunderchild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<Kaito> ThunderChild
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Hielor> THUNDERCATS HOOO
<XyonZZZ> ThunderChild
<Kaito> okay, i'm done
<ak> ....
<XyonZZZ> Meh
<Lambo> SHUT THE **** UP YOU IDIOTS
<ak> I hate all of you.
<XyonZZZ> rofl
<Zatman> seriously, this is worse than what I started in June with TACO!
<Kaito> i'm putting this one the IRC thread 
<Hielor> rofl
 

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<Hielorw> in fact, if you tell FSX you're at Renton Mun, it'll say "Okay, you're at Will Rogers Wiley Post Memorial! Got it!"
<tl8> No, Renton Mun
<Hielorw> "Right, Will Rogers Wiley Post Memorial. Yup." it'll say
<tl8> I want Renton Mun
<Hielorw> "Yes, and I gave you exactly what you asked for!"
<tl8> No you didn't
<Hielorw> "Yes, I gave you Will Rogers Wiley Post Memorial."
* tl8 slams the PC with a bat

'nough said
 

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06:57 < ReFuel> hey lambo, you know that song that Tex used at the end of his newest video with the 'special message from
the probe' part?
06:57 < Lambo> yes :p
06:57 < TSPenguin> in theory I have it in the logs, but this will take too much time
06:57 < ReFuel> can u tell me lambo?
06:58 < Lambo> one moment
06:58 < ReFuel> thx m8
06:58 < ReFuel> I wanna hear the entire song... sounds good the part he used
06:58 < Lambo> it's breakbeat hardcore techno :p
06:58 < ReFuel> is that the name of the band?
06:58 < Lambo> no
06:59 < ReFuel> then the name of the song?
06:59 < TSPenguin> ROFL

Sorry ReFuel. It had to be posted :thumbup:
 

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[22:05:32:26] <Lambo> WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
[22:05:32:29] <piper> lmao
[22:05:32:31] *** Lambo is now known as Captain_Plane
[22:05:32:33] <Captain_Plane> ...
[22:05:32:39] <Captain_Plane> that's an awesome fail
[22:05:33:03] <Xyon> LOL
[22:05:33:06] *** Captain_Plane is now known as Lambo
[22:05:33:17] <Xyon> That's going in the thread,
[22:05:33:24] <piper> Oh ya. lol.
[22:05:33:28] <Lambo> ^_^
[22:05:33:46] <Lambo> WITH YOUR AERODYNAMIC PROPERTIES COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANE!

Somewhat deflated, Captain Plane later returned home to find all the trailing letters had also been cut off. Still, the vodk tasted just the same.
 

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(6:43:54 PM) TNeo: and now
(6:43:57 PM) TNeo: Time for
(6:43:58 PM) TNeo: A
(6:44:03 PM) TNeo: SWIETIE
(6:44:05 PM) revolpathon: BEER
(6:44:12 PM) revolpathon: owh :(
(6:44:20 PM) ***TNeo plays Also Sprach Zarathustra

Dum-dum Dum-dum Dum-dum...
 

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[02.27.2010 01:12:50] <ATC> I prefer my 200 horses.
[02.27.2010 01:12:56] <ATC> I don't have to feed them either.
[02.27.2010 01:16:00] <Lambo> and in your car?
[02.27.2010 01:16:08] <Lambo> fed by gasoline?
[02.27.2010 01:42:17] <ATC> Fed by the tears of all those I destroy in my daily road rage commute to the underworld.

:rofl:
 

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[03.11.2010 21:02:08] * dbeachy1 observes as the XR2's anti-theft device finally kicks in and resets woo's rules
[03.11.2010 21:02:13] <Woo482> :O
[03.11.2010 21:02:17] * Woo482 jumps behind Tex
[03.11.2010 21:02:20] <dbeachy1> LOL
[03.11.2010 21:02:26] <Woo482> PROTECT ME ALMIGHTY OVERLOAD OF O-F !
[03.11.2010 21:02:46] <Woo482> I mean.. founder and administrator
[03.11.2010 21:02:52] <dbeachy1> how long since your last rules reset, woo?
[03.11.2010 21:02:56] <Woo482> not sure..
[03.11.2010 21:03:03] <dbeachy1> well, we can't have that...... :p
[03.11.2010 21:03:04] <Woo482> every day without one is filled with sadness and dead kittens :(
[03.11.2010 21:03:07] <dbeachy1> ROFL
[03.11.2010 21:03:17] * Woo482 wonders if it's time to fire up the IRC thread
[03.11.2010 21:03:52] <dbeachy1> if you think it's worth a rules reset, go for it............
[03.11.2010 21:04:02] <Woo482> :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
[03.11.2010 21:04:05] * dbeachy1 grins in anticipation
[03.11.2010 21:04:29] <Woo482> Tex ! control your staff !

:lol:

EDIT:
[03.11.2010 21:13:04] <Tex> ohi
[03.11.2010 21:13:08] <dbeachy1> Tex!!
[03.11.2010 21:13:20] <Tex> hey Doug!
[03.11.2010 21:13:21] <Woo482> Tex ! get them off me !
[03.11.2010 21:13:32] * Tex resets woo's rules
[03.11.2010 21:13:33] <dbeachy1> woo was just saying how much he misses having his rules reset :)
[03.11.2010 21:13:35] <dbeachy1> ROFL
[03.11.2010 21:13:35] <Woo482> :O
[03.11.2010 21:13:38] <Tex> :D
[03.11.2010 21:13:39] * Woo482 cries

:rofl:
 
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Hey ! it's not funny :lol: !
 

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Woo482: I dont have life insurance... only Americans and people who are going to die have it

:rofl:
 

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[03.19.2010 16:11:29] * Woo482 throws TNeo at PHNL
[03.19.2010 16:11:46] * Zatman throws PHNL at TNeo

[03.19.2010 16:11:53] <Woo482> o.o
[03.19.2010 16:12:19] * TNeo slams a gigantic chocolate bar into Zatman
...
[03.19.2010 16:13:24] * Zatman pulls the Moon down onto TNeo, then obliterates it with an Antimatter charge
[03.19.2010 16:13:45] <Xyon> ...
[03.19.2010 16:13:50] <Bradfirj9> I'll be honest, the antimatter is probably unnecessary.
[03.19.2010 16:13:57] * Xyon notes Zatman pretty much killed the entire planet.
[03.19.2010 16:14:05] <Zatman> that's ok
[03.19.2010 16:14:17] <Epsilon> There is no such thing as overkill.
[03.19.2010 16:14:22] <Xyon> Pulling the Moon down to Earth to kill one man? I think we're already WAY past unnecessary...

:rofl:
 

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[23:24] *** Nerull changed topic to Welcome, manuals, patience, etc.| Orbiter QDB -> http://whatu.shell.tor.hu/wh/qdb/ | TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, EVERY DAY
[23:24] <Flyte> ARR!
[23:24] <Izack> Yarr.
[23:24] <Xyon> Yarr.
[23:24] * whatu wears an eyepatch
[23:24] * Izack gets a flintlock
[23:24] * Xyon murders Woo482 in the face with a cutlass.
[23:24] * Flyte gets the rum.
[23:24] <Xyon> RUM
[23:25] <Nerull> YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[23:25] <Xyon> GIMME
[23:25] * Izack wonders why all his rum's gone
[23:25] <Xyon> Yoink.
[23:25] <Flyte> arr get yer own rum ya scurvy barnacle
[23:25] <Woo482> YARR ! WHAT Y BE DOIN WITH THAT FAILLASS ?!
[23:25] <Woo482> YE*
[23:25] <Xyon> Arr, Oi be fookering it
[23:25] <Woo482> o_O
[23:25] <Woo482> YarR ?
[23:25] <Xyon> Yarr.
[23:25] <Flyte> YArARARaRaRARARARRARrrRrr
[23:25] <Izack> Nyar.
[23:27] * Flyte throws Woo482 out the porthole.
[23:27] * Woo482 throws Flyte out of the door
[23:27] * Xyon loads him into the larboard battery and lets fly the woo of war!
[23:27] <Woo482> YARRRRRRRR ! I BE FLYIN !
[23:28] <Woo482> :O
[23:29] <Zatman> I take a shower for 10 minutes, and look what happens to the channel...
 

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Just a word of warning about it though, the comments and quotes are not filtered for profanity on the QDB as they are here. So expect some bad language and possibly adult content.
 

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This was in #OFMM:
[23:52] <fireballs619> you accidentily hit prograde in reentry and its the end of the world
[23:52] <RiverCrab> oh...
[23:53] <RiverCrab> "beeep beep beep" was the last thing you heard?
[23:53] <fireballs619> Another shot I suppose
[23:53] <RiverCrab> have at it!
[23:53] <Izack> What ship?
[23:54] <Izack> I've flown clean through planets on Prograde...
[23:54] <Izack> XD
[23:54] <fireballs619> XR2
[23:54] <Izack> It lowered the nose too much?
[23:55] <Izack> Not to mention flipping sideways...
[23:55] <Izack> >_>
[23:55] <RiverCrab> well, better to hear that voice if it's your last.
[23:56] <RiverCrab> Or, would you prefer if it started saying "Mind my hull temperature, dear. It's over 2000C and I am getting HOT" ?
[23:56] <RiverCrab> XD
[23:57] * Izack thinks he's heard that before
[23:57] <RiverCrab> http://orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=16059&p=175972
[23:57] <RiverCrab> LOL
[23:58] <Izack> I said that?! O_O
[23:58] <Izack> Wow...great memory...
[23:59] <RiverCrab> ROFLWAFFLE
[23:59] <RiverCrab> The docking jokes back then...
[00:00] *** Izack changed topic to A channel for discussing OFMM, vessels, missions, and waffles.
:cheers: Waffles!
 
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