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[Urwumpe]

They could always get on at Ariva...

Areva? ....

No, please, that is still on the same continent. :lol: Can't they go to Iran?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Yes, Areva (spelling difficult on cell phone). The could maybe help with Iran's nuclear program. It'd set them poor guys back decades.

 

[Urwumpe]

Yes, Areva (spelling difficult on cell phone). The could maybe help with Iran's nuclear program. It'd set them poor guys back decades.

Exactly, we would never have to worry about Iran getting a nuclear bomb, because it will always be only 30 days away from being finished, almost done. :lol:

 

[PhantomCruiser]

:rofl:

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Yes, Areva (spelling difficult on cell phone). The could maybe help with Iran's nuclear program. It'd set them poor guys back decades.

Having worked with Areva I can verify that this would be the best way to ensure Iran stays non-nuclear. Send them to North Korea too.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

We're finally in mode 4. Still have some unresolved issues. Have an RCP with a cooler that is leaking (about 6 oz. per hour). The cooler is leaking NOT the RCP...

Due to other units outage schedules it looks as if we're going to run with it and have a planned "forced" outage in March sometime.

 

[Zandy12]

PhantomCruiser is facing his own Apollo 13 type scenario. I say all us Orbinauts should get together and find a way to resolve this issue ourselves instead of those pesky 30-day-behind managers. We have had enough of these incompetent people. :rofl:

 

[MaverickSawyer]

PhantomCruiser is facing his own Apollo 13 type scenario. I say all us Orbinauts should get together and find a way to resolve this issue ourselves instead of those pesky 30-day-behind managers. We have had enough of these incompetent people. :rofl:

Oh, that's easy. Whatever they reject for reasons that don't make any sense whatsoever, is the right course... as it's likely the most reasonable, sensible, and effective way to do things.

Management. Rejecting reality and substituting their own since time immemorable. :rofl:

 

[jedidia]

PhantomCruiser is facing his own Apollo 13 type scenario. I say all us Orbinauts should get together and find a way to resolve this issue ourselves instead of those pesky 30-day-behind managers.

Sure, let's do a skype session with a big box of random junk that he might have lying around and bootstrap some fix... :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

We're finally in mode 4. Still have some unresolved issues. Have an RCP with a cooler that is leaking (about 6 oz. per hour).

Quickly fixed: Just takes chewing gum, duct tape and a paperclip. :lol:

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Quickly fixed: Just takes chewing gum, duct tape and a paperclip. :lol:

Guilty (while in fossil power anyway)

 

[Urwumpe]

Guilty (while in fossil power anyway)

Fossil? That's often found in German atom splitters as well, according to the safety reports. :lol:

But I never read of such a fix on a RCP, so maybe it could become a first of a kind.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

They moved into mode 3 last night. Getting closer to ending these long hours.

 

[Notebook]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864

Is everything going to be named such?

N.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Spready Mercury! :rofl:

Breaker closed this morning, breaker open this afternoon (primary 6900V service panel for RCP3, breaker was racked out (oops). So somebody missed something on a checklist somewhere. Somehow they will pin this on maintenance.

 

[Notebook]

Well, it made me laugh...

N

 

[jedidia]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864

Is everything going to be named such?

N.

Gritty McGritface is fine. Excellent really when looking at the names its collegues ended up with:

Gritty McGritface will be gritting the roads alongside "Gritney Spears", "David Plowie" and "Usain Salt".

Do they have a ministry of lame puns in that place? :blink:

 

[Notebook]

At least no one suggested "True Grit"...

N.

 

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[Marijn]

The Parker Solar Probe just broke the speed record of Helios 2 (1976) for the fastest human made object ever: 246.960 km/h. It will set a new record in 2024 when it hits 692.000km/h.