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[jedidia]

This is the earliest I can find information about Orbiter, called "Orbit" at the time, on the internet.

With or without sugar? :lol:

Also, the Doctor's slowly wheedling away on that feature list:

Things that are not implemented yet but may be in the future:
Surface modelling from topographic data. Currently my planets are as flat as billiard balls.
Dynamic cloud models. I am currently battling with visual artefacts when modelling semi-transparent cloud layers some kilometres above the surface. If I find a solution I will implement it.
Intelligent navigation computers/autopilots/AI. Currently the player-navigated vessel is the only one in the solar system. I have some ideas for batch-driven autonavigation systems which would allow me to put in computer-controlled vessels performing sensible manouvres. This is still a long way down the pipeline.

AI controlled vessels for Orbiter 2025? Oh yes, please! :lol:

Joke's on you guys: I am the ultimate sock puppet.

You know, I'm still wondering why you don't just have an own Forum for all of you...

 

[kamaz]

Meanwhile in Poland

 

[Artlav]

Meanwhile in Poland

I don't get it.

 

[Evil_Onyx]

So someone has perfected a shrink ray then. I think ill be in my bunker till its all over.

 

[Andy44]

You know, I'm still wondering why you don't just have an own Forum for all of you...

I do, sort of. I have my own website which is done with Wordpress. I'm the only one who posts on it, and I switched off comments because I got tired of deleting spam all the time and nobody looks at it anyway.

So that's kind of like a forum for just me and all the rest of me as well.

 

[Urwumpe]

Meanwhile in Poland

Looks like the freight did not like the rain.

 

[Matias Saibene]

After M6, everyone except you was replaced by puppets. We've just been keeping up the facade all these years.

Oh no. It was assumed that you were going to never reveal!
Now they come to light our fictitious documents of our fictitious aerospace companies, and our strange maneuvers (orbital maneuvers possibly) to hide large amounts of money.

 

[n72.75]

Oh no. It was assumed that you were going to never reveal!
Now they come to light our fictitious documents of our fictitious aerospace companies, and our strange maneuvers (orbital maneuvers possibly) to hide large amounts of money.

I don't know what you're talking about...

http://www.adabsurdumpublishing.com/n7275aerospace/

 

[C3PO]

Looks like the freight did not like the rain.

Did they nick a can of F-35 paint?

 

[Matias Saibene]

I don't get it.

It is only a stop sign that teleports to appear in the image zoom.

 

[Col_Klonk]

I don't get it.

Well, it is kinda 'right at you' ?
You must be having a bad day ?

 

[jedidia]

Meanwhile in Poland

Somewhere, a little boy is crying bitterly because he thought it was really fun to park his toy tractor on an unattended truck. Until the truck drove away.

 

[Linguofreak]

Joke's on you guys: I am the ultimate sock puppet.

Wait: Are any of the M6 people actually here? Are we all just keeping the deception up for nobody?

 

[Andy44]

Actually, "Ultimate Sock Puppet" would be a cool band name...

 

[mojoey]

UltimateSockPuppet.tumblr.com

 

[Codz]

Fleet Defender is apparently on Steam now!

 

[jedidia]

What, like, the Microprose F-14 imulation from the 90ies? I had the disks for that, but I lost them at some point...

 

[Codz]

What, like, the Microprose F-14 imulation from the 90ies? I had the disks for that, but I lost them at some point...

Yep, they have it on DOSbox for 7 dollars. On sale now for less than 2 though.

 

[Urwumpe]

Obamas last speech in Germany today. And what does he talk about?

We celebrate 500 years German purity law (for beer).

All the rest of his speech will likely be forgotten tomorrow.

 

[mojoey]

Ich Bin Ein Betrunken?