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[Urwumpe]

The former German chancellor Helmut Schmidt has died at the old age of 96 years... which means that these are now all news from Germany for a while. In his case likely for a good reason, because he really shaped the present in various ways... but still. He had a lot too much self-esteem for the sensitive minds around here. And he was the only person who had been allowed to smoke in TV in the last years. :lol:

Maybe he is also worth to be celebrated for being the only German who ever commanded US, British and Dutsch soldiers at the same time.

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First try with Fallout 4 - playing it with the gamepad is cruel. Died at level 1. I think I will try with classic mouse and keyboard tomorrow.

 

[n122vu]

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Seriously??? I would have expected Torx. :facts:

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Seriously??? I would have expected Torx. :facts:

So light sabers are field serviceable? Nice to know.

This is my light saber. There are many like it but this one is mine...

 

[jedidia]

Seriously??? I would have expected Torx.

So people have to travel all over Tatooine to find a screwdriver to fix their lightsaber with? Sounds like a cool adventure hook, now that I think about it.

Also, for all I know, that staff of hers is no lightsaber.

 

[n122vu]

So people have to travel all over Tatooine to find a screwdriver to fix their lightsaber with? Sounds like a cool adventure hook, now that I think about it.

So you needin' a screwdriver to fix your fancy lightsaber, eh? Look no further, I can make-a you a great deal.

 

[Andy44]

So I successfully recovered most of my files from my external HD to my new computer.

Unfortunately, it also tried to import my browser bookmarks and somehow none of them point to anything.

I guess I'll have to do that manually somehow. Likely the old-fashioned way: export them from my old computer and import the file on my new one after transferring it.

My new computer is an HP Envy with a 17.3" touchpanel display. It's pretty impressive. I didn't think I wanted a touch panel, but it's one of those things you get spoiled on real fast. The display makes it big, but it's not like I am one of those parasitic laptop hobos that drags his machine to coffee shops to leech off the free wifi. Watching video on it is really nice.

I had to make sure I got an optical (DVD) drive with this machine. It really irritates me when they decide we don't need things like that on newer machines. An optical drive is an absolute requirement for me for a number of reasons.

Also, this machine came loaded with some video/photo processing software, good video and lots of memory, and 4 USB ports, which gave it the edge over the others I looked at.

 

[jedidia]

I didn't think I wanted a touch panel, but it's one of those things you get spoiled on real fast.

I had one of those for a few years, and I used the touchscreen maybe 4 or 5 times... A mouse is just way more comfortable when the thing is standing in front of you.

 

[Fabri91]

For example for scrolling on e.g. a website or document it's nice to have a touch screen, especially for smaller laptops/devices. I was skeptical at first, but now I find myself poking at non-touch laptops from time to time.

 

[jedidia]

I guess I'm just too lazy to lift my hand to the screen when I have my mouse lying on the table... :shifty:

 

[Fabri91]

Yes, you are right: on a desktop or large laptop with mouse it makes little sense.

In my case to be specific I have a 11" tablet/laptop hybrid (base detaches and the "computer-bits" lie in the screen) which I often use without a mouse. On such a form factor the touchpad on the keyboard is by necessity small, so to scroll it's comfortable to let the hand rest on the side of the monitor and use the thumb to scroll.

I have no idea if its a good description but I swear that its comfortable.

 

[jedidia]

I have a 11" tablet/laptop hybrid (base detaches and the "computer-bits" lie in the screen)

Ok, that is an altogether different matter. Mine was a usual 13" laptop.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Ahh, the advising period is here. Here is a partial transcript of my day:

Student A: "Professor, what do you mean, I can't pass?"

Me: "No."

Student A: "I know I have a 32% exam average to date, but I really do know the material!"

Me: "Ummm...no, you don't".

Student A: "But what if I do really well on the final?"

Me: "You would need to get a minimum of 173% on the final to pass. And I'm afraid I do not offer extra credit. You. Can't. Pass."

Student A: "But...but, I'll do homework from now on, honest."

Me: "It's over, move on".

Student B: "Professor, what do you mean, I can't pass?"

Me: *sigh*

....

 

[Artlav]

Here is a partial transcript of my day:

Good thing you don't have conscription army over there.
Spares you the suicide threats and "you are killing me" guilt trips.

 

[Urwumpe]

Good thing you don't have conscription army over there.
Spares you the suicide threats and "you are killing me" guilt trips.

You are too humane in Russia. In Germany, the German army used to have preference over you, once you turned 18, when we still enforced the draft here. In my case, the army even got me before I finished school. Once I had my final exams done, I had to report for duty on the next basic training... well, I volunteered anyway, so it wasn't really that bad. But the Abitur ball wasn't really fun, on the next morning 6 AM, we had to be back at the army base - and it was really recommended to be sober, because we had our athletics check on that Sunday.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Good thing you don't have conscription army over there.
Spares you the suicide threats and "you are killing me" guilt trips.

Most accept their grades and will own to their own deficiencies, but we always have a percentage of students who have "delusions of adequacy". Many of these students have greatly overinflated egos, are convinced of their own brilliance, and believe that their multiple failing grades are a problem with the system, not with themselves. Their mommies and daddies have told them they are special, so it must be true! Some of their egos pop in spectacular fashion after failing several courses and we do occasionally need to worry about suicides.

 

[Urwumpe]

Most accept their grades and will own to their own deficiencies, but we always have a percentage of students who have "delusions of adequacy". Many of these students have greatly overinflated egos, are convinced of their own brilliance, and believe that their multiple failing grades are a problem with the system, not with themselves. Their mommies and daddies have told them they are special, so it must be true! Some of their egos pop in spectacular fashion after failing several courses and we do occasionally need to worry about suicides.

I have to say though: Sometimes it is really a problem with the system. But you are right, those people whose talents really collide with the system are rarely the people who will discuss their grades with you.

 

[Andy44]

Ahh, the advising period is here. Here is a partial transcript of my day:

You said it wrong, the correct way would've been:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

 

[Thunder Chicken]

You said it wrong, the correct way would've been:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

We burned that meme out several semesters ago.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

It has begun...the plummet into the Christmas Darkness has commenced. Heard the following on the radio for the first time this season yesterday, twice:

Makes me want to stock up on high proof alcohol and not leave the house for a few months.