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[n122vu]

I shall be henceforth known as The Unexpectedly-placed Zucchini.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

I love this thread. Especially since I can't follow it in real time. I log in at the end of a long day to see how things develop...

Checking OF Random Comments...in! Last post, just so.. "Hi guys! What are you up....wait, what?"

I shall be henceforth known as The Unexpectedly-placed Zucchini.

"Where did that come from?"

Thanks for keeping my brain well-rounded.

 

[Fabri91]

I shall be henceforth known as The Unexpectedly-placed Zucchini.

A'ight.

 

[jedidia]

The unexptectedly-placed zucchini would explain it: imagine looking behind you and seeing something like a giant monster-like snake.

Now that you mention it, I realise that it indeed jumps the moment it sees the zuchini. I hadn't noticed that.

I shall be henceforth known as The Unexpectedly-placed Zucchini.

Exactly how unexpectedly placed?

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Exactly how unexpectedly placed?

Good thing there is a Basement Edition of this thread. I suspect you'll find several answers to that question there.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

The kiddo's cat did a matrix-move the other day. All I did was move my foot, but he jumped backwards about three feet performing a mid-air 180 and ran at ludicrous speed down the hallway.

All in all a very solid 9.95 score from the judges.

 

[Andy44]

Cats have super powers they try to keep secret. If you witness it and they let you live, be happy.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

The kiddo's cat did a matrix-move the other day. All I did was move my foot, but he jumped backwards about three feet performing a mid-air 180 and ran at ludicrous speed down the hallway.

All in all a very solid 9.95 score from the judges.

Parkour!

 

[Frilock]

http://i.imgur.com/sH2tqKT.gifv

 

[Evil_Onyx]

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

 

[Frilock]

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

 

[PhantomCruiser]

It would seem that while not actually against the rules, getting a group together and doing the Electric Slide on the turbine room floor is "officially" frowned upon by management.

It my belief that at least half of them secretly thought it was fun and would have joined in if they weren't managers.

 

[jedidia]

What's the electric slide? It sounds like fun...

 

[PhantomCruiser]

It's a goofy line dance. If you saw the movie The Replacements, Orlando Jones gets the whole team dancing in the jail to "I will survive".

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAKOwWsu-nk"]The Replacements I will survive "HD" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Urwumpe]

Looks much better in that style:

 

[Fabri91]

Special-colors Typhoons are always neat:

(taken from here)

Or:

Not to forget this one, even if its more celebrative than a "re-make" of a livery used operationally in the past:

(from here)

 

[APDAF]

*wonders how much red paint it will take to make a Red Baron Eurofighter*

 

[Frilock]

Those are some pretty fancy chickens.

 

[Urwumpe]

Well, the TaktLwG 71 "Richthofen" is currently transitioning from F-4F Phantom II to Eurofighter...

Should not require more paint than this one:

 

[Andy44]

Well, the TaktLwG 71 "Richthofen" is currently transitioning from F-4F Phantom II to Eurofighter...

Should not require more paint than this one:

That's awesome! Eph-Phours Phorever!