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Hostilities will be permitted until 2100 on thursdays, while sundays are off.

And I swear, if you fire that artilery just once more before 7 a.m. and wake up the kids, I'm calling the cops! I'm serious! :rant:
 
And I swear, if you fire that artilery just once more before 7 a.m. and wake up the kids, I'm calling the cops! I'm serious! :rant:

Now now sir, no need to be aggressive. We strongly frown on aggressive behaviour in wartime. Please understand that artillery firing is not allowed before 9am and after 15am and that only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday because it might scare off cows and groundhogs.

Moreover, since it seems we will have some bad weather in the days ahead, we have arranged for the hostilities to be held indoors. In order to ease traffic and to lower environmental impact, we strongly encourage tank-, APC- and plane-sharing. Users of electrical-powered fighting vehicles should notify in advance so that we can reserve a charging spot.

Ammunition for most small arms will be available on site but you should bring your own explosives.
 
Microgravity pornography. :lol:

Sounds really hard. You'd have to have some elastic ropes holding you in place or something. It's like a shower which you previously have made super slippery. One wrong movement and you're floating through the whole place (with the problem that your shower has gravity, dammit).

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And I swear, if you fire that artilery just once more before 7 a.m. and wake up the kids, I'm calling the cops! I'm serious! :rant:

Note: Never drink heavily in Switzerland. Someone will go "Get off my lawn you punk!" and grab their rifle.:uhh:
 
Sounds really hard. You'd have to have some elastic ropes holding you in place or something.

I... don't see a problem with that... :shifty:

Note: Never drink heavily in Switzerland. Someone will go "Get off my lawn you punk!" and grab their rifle.

Switzerland is a civilised country. Suing the others legs off is far prefered to getting yourself in jail for inappropriate use of force. :lol:
 
Sounds really hard. You'd have to have some elastic ropes holding you in place or something. It's like a shower which you previously have made super slippery. One wrong movement and you're floating through the whole place (with the problem that your shower has gravity, dammit).
Easy. BDSM + leg- and hand-holds.

However, there is a lot of a difference between just having fun (i.e. inside a double-size sleeping bag) and filming pornography (everything from keeping the two from flying apart while maintaining line of sight for the camera, to camera crew dodging the exhaust from the genital thrusters).

And now, after a wash, what does the Fox says?

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Sounds really hard. You'd have to have some elastic ropes holding you in place or something. It's like a shower which you previously have made super slippery. One wrong movement and you're floating through the whole place (with the problem that your shower has gravity, dammit).

Compared to the usual artistics of modern pornography (kamasutra is for beginners), I would say thats not the problem. I would not even be surprised, if nuclear power plant pornography or US aircraft carrier pornography already exists.
 
I would not even be surprised, if nuclear power plant pornography or US aircraft carrier pornography already exists.
IT DOES. You just brought back a horrid image that I saw, that's not really pornographic, but was/is far too disturbing to me to even post a picture of. It involved a fighter jet...

:disgustedface:

In unrelated news, Windows 8.1 is gone, My computer now thinks it is 6 months younger. Orbiter is lag-free. :)
 
Another random fact.
If a 3D printer is off by 1% in size, it does not sound much.
It's only 1 extra mm per 10 cm of size - sound like nothing.

But, you can feel it by touch with parts 5mm thick.
You can see it with parts 6 cm long.
And, you can regret it with 10 cm gears an mm too big to fit.

Not yet sure which Chinese part's maker thought it's no big deal, but that's what it took to solve a bunch of weird problems.
 
Heh... having worked as a toolmaker for 8 years, 1mm feels like an entire solar system of inprecision... :lol:
 
Heh... having worked as a toolmaker for 8 years, 1mm feels like an entire solar system of inprecision... :lol:

I got into a terrible dispute with engineers, because my software differed by a few micrograms per hour in mass flow from their reference (at the magnitude of tons per hour)
 
Well, I just discovered the main consequences in hurriedly refreshing my computer. I lost Microsoft Office AND SketchUp 2013. :facepalm:

Now, I lost the product key for Office a while back, so BAM! There goes my most loved program. I am NOT repurchasing it. I going to have to find my product key, and that requires a shovel. Which I do not have. Anyone have a spare?
As for SketchUp, I had two versions, one without the free trial and one that did. Now I have just one version, and it has the trial. Basically, I need to find a .obj exporter for SketchUp soon.

Overall, this has been a bad 9 hours. :(
But at least Orbiter is fine, right? :)


IT DOES. You just brought back a horrid image that I saw, that's not really pornographic, but was/is far too disturbing to me to even post a picture of. It involved a fighter jet...
Yeah, someone convinced me to post it, so there you go:

http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=206348&stc=1&d=1370665793

...perfect moment to introduce the Excalibur Face.
 
Sorry to drag this back out of the cess-pit for a sec, but microgravity sex would be fine. You just jump at each other from opposite sides of the room and hold together. Your momentum cancels out when you collide and as long as you stay holding on to each other your not going to be ejecting enough mass to cause you to drift significantly, no matter how rough you like it.
 
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