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[Urwumpe]

Fascinating... the newly discovered exoplanet Kepler-10c has a surface gravity of 3.21 g...

 

[MattBaker]

Fascinating... the newly discovered exoplanet Kepler-10c has a surface gravity of 3.21 g...

I'm telling you, galactic Olympics will be the best thing to come out of space exploration.

 

[ISProgram]

Mars One television! Wonder what channel I can catch it on.

 

[Fabri91]

Right.

Next up on the agenda is the vote to invade Switzerland and neutralize the threat codenamed 'Ghostrider'. All in favor say aye.

Just remember, invade outside working hours!

 

[Ghostrider]

Just remember, invade outside working hours!

Not our fault if hostile nations/terrorists are so poor and desperate that they have to wage war outside normal working hours in order to make ends meet.:lol:

You want to make war with Switzerland, you will fight from 9 to 17 and observe one hour truce at lunchtime. Hostilities will be permitted until 2100 on thursdays, while sundays are off. You will refrain to indulge in war-related activities during federal holidays while cantonal holiday truces will be negotiated with the relevant local authorities. Please respect speed limits within borders and, since we're pretty protective of our environment, we advise you to bomb yourselves instead and send us a pro-forma invoice upon complete self-destruction.

Thank you for your cooperation. PS: buy Swiss weapons.

 

[MattBaker]

Please respect speed limits within borders and, since we're pretty protective of our environment

I nearly cooperated but that one...no way. Up those to 130 or 140 and we might talk again.

Ready the missiles.

 

[Quick_Nick]

how too documentate patch
http://steamcommunity.com/games/265930/announcements/detail/1695916337353156299

 

[mojoey]

I nearly cooperated but that one...no way. Up those to 130 or 140 and we might talk again.

Ready the missiles.

But I am le tired...

 

[fsci123]

I started working on a short story from my wacky sci fi universe. And im interested in knowing what the orbiter community thinks the private spaceflight industry would look like in the early 22nd century.

 

[mojoey]

Slightly smaller/larger circle...j...ma...heated discussion and praise regarding SpaceX.

 

[ISProgram]

Bye, Windows 8.1!

Well, Windows 8.1 has been a scourge on my computer. It makes Orbiter lag, for example. That, my fellow O-F members, was the last straw...

...preparing system refresh now... :shifty:

 

[Pipcard]

I started working on a short story from my wacky sci fi universe. And im interested in knowing what the orbiter community thinks the private spaceflight industry would look like in the early 22nd century.

Two words: space hotels

 

[Urwumpe]

I started working on a short story from my wacky sci fi universe. And im interested in knowing what the orbiter community thinks the private spaceflight industry would look like in the early 22nd century.

Microgravity pornography. :lol:

 

[Spacethingy]

I love my ISP... [/sarcasm]

 

[SolarLiner]

By looking at the next tab they assumed you were planning some kind of evil mathemagic bomb attack or something. They shut you down.

 

[Artlav]

Random turn time.

A clean fox is a happy fox.

Dry clean only.

 

[Urwumpe]

Now I know how the Firefox logo was created...

 

[Artlav]

Now I know how the Firefox logo was created...

...Indeed.

 

[SolarLiner]

And now, after a wash, what does the Fox says?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

wring, wring, wring, wring, wring-a-wring?