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[Quick_Nick]

Well, I've played most of the first period and all of the second period short-handed (and it seems like I'll be playing 5-on-3 PP for the rest of the game this way, if this keeps up) and it also seems as if my players are playing with a fundamental flaw.

Or at least, a minor character weakness.

That is, they seem to be constitutionally incapable of passing an opposing team's jersey without endeavoring to thump the living daylights out of its wearer. The last interference call was for my center ignoring the face-off puck drop and charging the opposing center and flipping him over onto the ice while the ref scuttled like the dickens to get out of the way.

In NHL '96 I enjoyed injuring opponents for the game/season. Worth the penalty.
As far as I know, they have yet to put a prison in a sports game, so no worry about murder charges or such...

 

[george7378]

Refractive water model made using DirectX:

This is actually kinda addictive:

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Refractive water model made using DirectX:

DirectX refractive water - YouTube

This is actually kinda addictive:

Hey, knock it off! Youre making me jealous with all your fancy graphics stuff while I'm still back in the command line world. I feel like a neanderthal watching an F-18 go by :lol:

Nice stuff, but what will you use it for? :thumbup:

 

[george7378]

Nice stuff, but what will you use it for?

Swimming Pool Simulator 2013? I actually don't know, it's just fun to try stuff out

And remember that I've probably had about 3 years headstart! So keep it up!

 

[Urwumpe]

Swimming Pool Simulator 2013? I actually don't know, it's just fun to try stuff out

And remember that I've probably had about 3 years headstart! So keep it up!

Improve the water model a bit more and make it a "SRB recovery operations simulator 2014"

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Here's an outline of what you should do.

1)Go to Blacksmith
2)Get Cattle Prod (needs to be able to brand your initials)
3)Wait for summer (is there summer in canada? or is it just, not as cold as winter?)
4)Heat up Cattle Prod
5)Run up behind her (preferably when she's wearing shorts or sleeveless shirt)
6)Brand her
7)???
8)Profit


or you could just talk to her...but where's the fun in that?

In NHL '96 I enjoyed injuring opponents for the game/season. Worth the penalty.
As far as I know, they have yet to put a prison in a sports game, so no worry about murder charges or such...

And I thought Mojoeys post was creepy :lol:.

 

[mojoey]

Well that didn't take long :lol:

Perhaps I should make a 'How to pick up a date on only 20$ worth of drugs' post...[/sarcasm]

 

[Izack]

[/sarcasm]

This is the most sarcastic part of the post, isn't it?

 

[mojoey]

This is the most sarcastic part of the post, isn't it?

Don't knock it 'til you try it

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Well that didn't take long :lol:

Perhaps I should make a 'How to pick up a date on only 20$ worth of drugs' post...[/sarcasm]

I dont get it. Besides, your sarcasm tags should look like this.

[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

 

[mojoey]

I dont get it. Besides, your sarcasm tags should look like this.

[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

Oh cool, thanks for the heads up. Also, does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Oh cool, thanks for the heads up. Also, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Well your sarcasm wont show up properly without it :l ol:

Apparently some girls find that last one quite funny for some reason.

 

[mojoey]

Well your sarcasm wont show up properly without it :l ol:

Apparently some girls find that last one quite funny for some reason.

Oh yeah, it really sweeps them off their feet.

 

[orb]

Swimming Pool Simulator 2013?

http://madebyevan.com/webgl-water/

 

[Linguofreak]

I dont get it. Besides, your sarcasm tags should look like this.

[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

I've generally seen joke tags done with just the closing tag.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Apparently some girls find that last one quite funny for some reason.

You're thinking of nitrous oxide.

 

[MattBaker]

If your first thought after this is the same like mine I'd advise you to never have a cancer patient and a handgun around you at the same time.

 

[Urwumpe]

What else is a particle accelerator, if not an atomic handgun....

 

[Artlav]

Once upon a time, i was in school arguing with a math teacher over a failed test.
-So what if i missed the minus sign?! The numbers are still the same!

Fast forward a decade.
I've printed myself a little quadrotor, and was wasting time making the control software for it.

Everything seemed to be fine, the numbers are coming out right, the hardware is responding properly.
Time for a test flight.

It flew nicely on manual for a time, and eventually i flipped the autopilot switch.
For about half a second everything was looking fine - the roll levelled out, the pitch was starting to change...
Then it did an acrobatic backflip, and slammed into the floor, fortunately feet-first.

Investigation showed, that the gyro's reading on pitch axis should have been inverted, but it was not - once the rotation started, it tried to correct, which caused more rotation, thus more correction... You get the picture.

So what if i missed the minus sign...?

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

You're thinking of nitrous oxide.

AHA! Finally some useful advice on romance. I wonder how I can produce some...

So I happened to notice a box sitting in the warehouse at work. It reads "For Gamma Sterilization". Is that a bit concerning?