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Reasons to hate spring:
First spider of the year!

I already brace myself for all the other bloody disgusting insects (But spiders are no ins...SHUT UP), I think I have to change the rich old guy approach with a winter house in the sunbelt to the arachnophobic approach: A summer house at the polar circle.

Did you know that on average, every person eats several spiders per year in their sleep, because they crawl in their mouths?

I wonder which ones you've eaten, maybe something with really hairy legs :lol:
 
Did you know that on average, every person eats several spiders per year in their sleep, because they crawl in their mouths?

I am not sure, that spiders are that stupid. Most that I share my flat with, are smart enough to not even walk over my body, while I am in the tunnel. I have no problems with spiders, I rather have some of them on my balcony, than millions of mosquitos.

BTW: Tonight was the coldest march night in Braunschweig/Brunswick since 1891.
 
I read somewhere that it's a rare event when a human is more than 6 feet away from a spider.

I really don't mind spiders, so long as they respect my "personal space". And if they startle me, well if I'm fast enough to recover, they gotta go...
 
I read somewhere that it's a rare event when a human is more than 6 feet away from a spider.

I really don't mind spiders, so long as they respect my "personal space". And if they startle me, well if I'm fast enough to recover, they gotta go...

I once heard that you eat 2 spiders each year in your sleep..
 
I once heard that you eat 2 spiders each year in your sleep..

Which is quite funny, since in Australia, where the only non-poisonous animal is the kangaroo, nobody dies of eating accidentally a spider during night.
 
I am not sure, that spiders are that stupid. Most that I share my flat with, are smart enough to not even walk over my body, while I am in the tunnel. I have no problems with spiders, I rather have some of them on my balcony, than millions of mosquitos.

BTW: Tonight was the coldest march night in Braunschweig/Brunswick since 1891.

No, eating spiders is an urban myth, that I actually expected you all to know about. I was just trying to poke some fun at MattBaker.
 
Which is quite funny, since in Australia, where the only non-poisonous animal is the kangaroo, nobody dies of eating accidentally a spider during night.

Possums aren't poisonous nor are wallabies.
 
No, eating spiders is an urban myth, that I actually expected you all to know about. I was just trying to poke some fun at MattBaker.

Sure I know that... it is just funny to think about the consequences if it would be right somehow.

garyw: Rabbits, sheep, dingos and camels as well. :lol: But I am pretty sure, thats almost all of the exceptions.
 
garyw: Rabbits, sheep, dingos and camels as well. :lol: But I am pretty sure, thats almost all of the exceptions.

Exactly. I'm less sure about an Australian who has just been dragged away from his barbie.... (and Aussies do a damn good barbie).
 
Exactly. I'm less sure about an Australian who has just been dragged away from his barbie.... (and Aussies do a damn good barbie).

That is even possible? :blink:
 
A random screenshot from my moon landing sim project - now with 3D terrain and terrain collison detection!
 

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A random screenshot from my moon landing sim project - now with 3D terrain and terrain collison detection!
It starts to look more and more like "Lunar Flight" game. :P
 
It starts to look more and more like "Lunar Flight" game. :P

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw the blog, but I couldn't think of the name. It looks just like the early development of Lunar Flight to me. :P
 
I already called it 'LEM 3D' (you know a game is amateur when it is proudly proclaiming '3D' in the title :D). I've only seen the App Store version of Lunar Flight, and since it costs more than £0.69, I didn't buy it!
 
... I can be there in 2112 with my shiny new robot body!
A picture I saw in my mind when I read this :lol::

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