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The latest xkcd is wreaking so much havok on the explainxkcd website. :P
(I won't add the link, for their sake!)
 
And my mouth has more bacteria than my butt, therefore "Kiss my ass" is not an insult, but someone being worried about my health.

And last time I checked my skin was much larger than my cellphone, but maybe Urwumpe is using one of these old WW2 like backpack ones he tuned up with mad Java skills. Just kidding, Java isn't a skill it's a disease. *looks for asylum in some non-internet country to be safe* Bhutan should do it, although if the citizens smell like Butyric acid?

*checks if that's coffee or weird drugs in his mug*

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26th of March 2013, after 10 o'clock:

Matt was sitting at his window and could not realize what was going on outside. Someone or something had decided that the end of March, spring, is an acceptable time for this kind of weather. Looking out of the window, the only thing he saw was white and white and white. Everything around him looked like a child's image of a christmas eve with the only problem that it was actually spring.

tl;dr: IT'S SPRING, WE HAVE SNOW! 15 cm!:hailprobe:
 
MattBaker said:
Just kidding, Java isn't a skill it's a disease.
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I like Java. :dry:

Also my Samsung Galaxy S3 is of the size of a cold-war "Calling all frequencies" radio device.

But you should not underestimate how many bacterias you can have on a square centimeter of skin. While your finger tips have only 20-100 bacteria per square centimeter, the skin of your head can have around a million.

On a single full-size human skin, you have 10 billion bacterias happily living and dying.

And that is still harmless compared to the contents of the typical computer keyboard... :facepalm:
 
Urwumpe said:
And that is still harmless compared to the contents of the typical computer keyboard... :facepalm:
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NEVER stand in the office's toilet for more than a minute and see how many people wash their hands, even if you have a bleeding nose. Now I actually had to learn how to open doors with your elbow and how to pick up my own coffee without touching the machine...
 
MattBaker said:
NEVER stand in the office's toilet for more than a minute and see how many people wash their hands, even if you have a bleeding nose. Now I actually had to learn how to open doors with your elbow and how to pick up my own coffee without touching the machine...
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Well... I am a rather rural guy. I think that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. And comparing my health problems with those who share your strategy, I think I am better off.

But I agree, not washing your hands after a conference in the bath room is a no-go.
 
MattBaker said:
IT'S SPRING, WE HAVE SNOW! 15 cm!:hailprobe:
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Seems to happen all over the north continents these days.

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@Urwumpe: So getting a leg torn off makes you stronger?

@Artlav: Excuse me, there was a smudge on your screen, I was referring to 15 Cm, not 15 m.
 
MattBaker said:
@Urwumpe: So getting a leg torn off makes you stronger?
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In a way yes, metaphysically. But practically it applies to having a healthy immune system. If you don't go out in hot or cold weather, you will get weak. If you stay away from germs, you will get weaker against germs. if you don't go running, you will not be able to run.
 
I have just had the luckiest run in Race Into Space as the Soviets...most of my missions were successes, only one (Joint Orbital Lab) was a failure... there were no "minor problems" in any of the missions as well, no casualties and rocket explosions... :rofl:
 
Creeper Green Peppers!!! Run!!!!
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Hyperbole (not to be confused with hyperbola): A rhetorical device or figure of speech, which involves exaggeration.

But 15 meters snow would be indeed funny, people walking up to the 5th floor to climb out of a window.
And if I have the right feeling about every company in Germany: They even want you to work then.
 
Nah, it's not "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"... It's actually "That which does not kill you has made a tactical error." Maxim 35 of the "70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries" :lol:

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OK, the Chinese are getting clever with their stealth fighters. They have developed a stealthy missile deployment and launch rail for their J-20 fighter...
Missile-launch-rail.gif

This is FAR superior to the system used by the F-22 and F-35...


EDIT: No, it does NOT reload unlimited missiles like the .gif :P
 
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MaverickSawyer said:
Nah, it's not "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"... It's actually "That which does not kill you has made a tactical error." Maxim 35 of the "70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries" :lol:

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OK, the Chinese are getting clever with their stealth fighters. They have developed a stealthy missile deployment and launch rail for their J-20 fighter...
Missile-launch-rail.gif

This is FAR superior to the system used by the F-22 and F-35...


EDIT: No, it does NOT reload unlimited missiles like the .gif :P
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Wh...what? You mean Ace Combat isn't realistic *gasp*!


my whole life is a lie now...I suppose you're gonna tell me Oswald shot Kennedy.
 
You really think that you can carry 100+ missiles in that little tiny plane? and how much cannon ammo? Heck the A-10's main gun can fire for less than a minute, yet the ammo storage is the size (and weight) of an old-school VW Beetle. No way an F-16 can carry many minutes of ammo... :P
 
mojoey said:
Wh...what? You mean Ace Combat isn't realistic *gasp*!


my whole life is a lie now...I suppose you're gonna tell me Oswald shot Kennedy.
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HA! The next thing you know he's gonna try and convince us that they actually landed on the moon... :P
 
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