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Got an A on my first college paper!(granted, it's only a 2 page humanities paper). I'm feeling a lot less anxious about college now.
 
The percentage probability of a guy finishing a minesweeper game is inversely proportional to his ability to talk to girls.

Luckily I never made the professional level...
 
I dunno, I find playing minesweeper and dealing with women fairly similar... One wrong move and stuff blows up. I generally suck at both. The trick is to find a woman that doesn't say "game over" every time you trip.
 
I'm playing minesweeper on the professional level and I'm bad at talking with girls.

Luckily I'm already married ;)
 
jedidia said:
I dunno, I find playing minesweeper and dealing with women fairly similar... One wrong move and stuff blows up. I generally suck at both. The trick is to find a woman that doesn't say "game over" every time you trip.
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I think I've found one. She's great.

She had me at "I absolutely love Batman. I'm a Batman fah-reak." Yep. Love at first...bat...er...yeah.
 
My parent's relationship is the prime reason why I never plan to marry.
 
I try to imagine women as men when I'm talking to them. For some reason, I make lots of male friends naturally but not many female friends.
 
palebluevoice said:
I try to imagine women as men when I'm talking to them. For some reason, I make lots of male friends naturally but not many female friends.
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Yikes. That might make it easier to wrap your mind around but women are still different creatures than men whether or not you like to think they are (though they aren't as downright weird as many men seem to think they all are.) And never ever tell any of them you do this. :lol:
 
Izack said:
Yikes. That might make it easier to wrap your mind around but women are still different creatures than men whether or not you like to think they are (though they aren't as downright weird as many men seem to think they all are.) And never ever tell any of them you do this. :lol:
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Yes. Occam's Razor tends to have NO bearing on that subject. . . :uhh:
 
Izack said:
Yikes. That might make it easier to wrap your mind around but women are still different creatures than men whether or not you like to think they are (though they aren't as downright weird as many men seem to think they all are.) And never ever tell any of them you do this. :lol:
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I don't know how different; at least the ones I see as potential mates. Of course I'd never tell them I do this; my mind is a shop of horrors much too obscene for mortal eyes or ears.

I'm not talking about on a date; by then, you know the person a bit. I'm talking about judging how appropriate a particular statement is. Would I compliment a man on his hair or clothing when it's normal if I didn't know him? No. Would I ask about what he thinks of his particular model calculator, what he thinks of the class, etc.? Yes, and it's helpful to imagine the person as having a penis when I'm making said statements.
 
TIL that a Little Bird can backflip...right into the ground.
 
Don't get me started on marriage.
 
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