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[TMac3000]

I don't know what to think of the kid though. She knew I'd take a liking to Yoona, I suppose it's pervy in a way. But dudes, all nine of those girls are smokin' hot.

Have you ever check out

Now these chicks can flaunt it without be skanky:thumbup:

 

[Scav]

One of the worst results of a mosquito flying into or near your ear canal is the sudden and compulsory need to box your own head as hard as you can.

 

[Urwumpe]

Really? Very interesting.



Source: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.co.uk/2007/10/aspergers-and-rules.html

This is classic asperger behaviour.

I have no asperger or other autism. I'm just an .

 

[n122vu]

Har har har. She knows of my fondness for hot chicks. I can look, but not touch.

We were both pretty happy when Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up. I get mine and she gets hers. Although, both her and the kid make googly-eyes when they talk about Bradley Cooper (the only reason my wife wanted to see The A-Team).

Sent you a PM with link to another vid you might enjoy...

 

[Pipcard]

Happy birthday, Miku!

 

[PhantomCruiser]

SNSD seem to be much tamer than, say Brittany Spears or Christina Aguilera (still think Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake" video is one of the all time best).

Celtic Woman, they some pretty ladies, that's for sure.

...flaunt it without be skanky...

But sometimes a man needs just a little bit of skankiness, if you know what I mean.

 

[N_Molson]

My new 16:10 screen makes posts really shorter. Well, more "horizontal". Which is the point.

 

[Mattyv]

Anyone else having problems with vinka's site for spacecraft download?

 

[Urwumpe]

Urwumpe is temporarily out of order... acute bronchitis with the possibility of a peripheral pneumonia... damn karma! And that when I have no time for such nonsense.

 

[mojoey]

Urwumpe is temporarily out of order... acute bronchitis with the possibility of a peripheral pneumonia... damn karma! And that when I have no time for such nonsense.

At least you don't have...boneitis.

 

[Urwumpe]

At least you don't have...boneitis.

bone-itis is at least rapidly fatal. I had to go through a meeting at the customer with strong pain in my chest. Smile and sell.

 

[ProAuroraX]

Cant wait to get out of Arizona. At least i'm getting paid to be here.

 

[mojoey]

Cant wait to get out of Arizona. At least i'm getting paid to be here.

I can only think of two reasons you would ever possibly want to be in arizona.


1.) Cactus-phile
2.) CIA

because seriously...you would not believe what you can hide in a cactus.

 

[Notebook]

Not far from where I live:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19444991

wonder why they didn't have a go on the Antonine Wall?

N.

 

[Linguofreak]

I volunteer in the IT department at a local nonprofit (I eventually hope to up-convert that to gainful employment there or somewhere else), and had a user come in today who had been having trouble with Skype. He called what may or may not have been Skype tech support, which told him that Skype was not the problem and that his computer is infected. They claimed that the antivirus suite we use at our site "wasn't working" and ran a third party diagnostic tool, which *seems* to be clean, but sets off alarm bells in my head. They left him a number to call back for paid support, which also seems suspicious. (Indeed, just after writing that last sentence, I checked the Skype website: they don't offer telephone support. So if his computer wasn't infected in the first place, it may well be now. ARRRRRGH!).

Moral: *PLEASE* make things easier for your IT department by calling them *first* when you have an issue on a work machine (or a home machine that they support, if applicable), before calling external tech support. If the issue is something that external tech support truly needs to be contacted about, your IT department can do it, or they can direct you to an external support number that they know is valid.

 

[Scav]

According to Socrates, "The only true knowledge consists in knowing that we know nothing."

Hold the phone, guys. How can we know we know nothing, when we don't know anything?

 

[mojoey]

According to Socrates, "The only true knowledge consists in knowing that we know nothing."

Hold the phone, guys. How can we know we know nothing, when we don't know anything?

Because Greece.

 

[Urwumpe]

I volunteer in the IT department at a local nonprofit (I eventually hope to up-convert that to gainful employment there or somewhere else), and had a user come in today who had been having trouble with Skype. He called what may or may not have been Skype tech support, which told him that Skype was not the problem and that his computer is infected. They claimed that the antivirus suite we use at our site "wasn't working" and ran a third party diagnostic tool, which *seems* to be clean, but sets off alarm bells in my head. They left him a number to call back for paid support, which also seems suspicious. (Indeed, just after writing that last sentence, I checked the Skype website: they don't offer telephone support. So if his computer wasn't infected in the first place, it may well be now. ARRRRRGH!).

Moral: *PLEASE* make things easier for your IT department by calling them *first* when you have an issue on a work machine (or a home machine that they support, if applicable), before calling external tech support. If the issue is something that external tech support truly needs to be contacted about, your IT department can do it, or they can direct you to an external support number that they know is valid.

Single point of contact. I wish my customers would remember it as well. Bug report are often ending as Chinese whispers because they travel through a few places and get sometimes an unofficial hotfix, that I don't know when the hotfix causes the next bug.

 

[Mojave]

Cant wait to get out of Arizona. At least i'm getting paid to be here.

Ughm Arizona. That place sucked when I went there in the summer. Not as bad as living in Las Vegas for nine long years. There was nothing good about living there except the fact that you didn't sweat when you worked out in the yard.

SE

 

[Codz]

It's a beautiful night for some amateur astronomy here. Also, got to see an old friend up at a relitively decent hour, Jupiter!