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[jangofett287]

We have basically reached the point where only the best can beat the computers (unless you turn down the difficulty of course! )

 

[Quick_Nick]

Financial Aid for OU went up...again :3

 

[mojoey]

By God, he sure as hell did I find it quite maddening to play against a computer.

"My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it sure didn't beat me at kickboxing."

 

[indonesianorbinaut]

"My computer may have beaten me at chess, but it sure didn't beat me at kickboxing."

:hesaid:

 

[N_Molson]

:rofl:

 

[MattBaker]

Bernie Ecclestone (81) wants to marry his 35-year old girlfriend. Interesting that money can't just buy you a prostitute, but also a woman.
And she's a lawyer, so she should be able to take him to the cleaners...
Seriously, what are women like that thinking? "Ah, marry that old guy and in a couple of years I'm stinking rich!"

 

[TMac3000]

Yes, but in the mean time, he's going to be stinking horny. I'm not sure how many millions dollars would be worth that

 

[mojoey]

Yes, but in the mean time, he's going to be stinking horny. I'm not sure how many millions dollars would be worth that

WTH man?

 

[Artlav]

Seriously, what are women like that thinking? "Ah, marry that old guy and in a couple of years I'm stinking rich!"

I remember a story where some guy signed a contract to care for a 70 y.o. woman until her death, in exchange for her estate&etc afterwards. She lived to 110+, and died after him.

 

[mojoey]

I remember a story where some guy signed a contract to care for a 70 y.o. woman until her death, in exchange for her estate&etc afterwards. She lived to 110+, and died after him.

accidents/hitmen happen :shrug:

 

[Mattyv]

I remember a story where some guy signed a contract to care for a 70 y.o. woman until her death, in exchange for her estate&etc afterwards. She lived to 110+, and died after him.

I think this was a photograph of her:

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

The world is messed up is because stupid ideas are the easiest to articulate.

 

[MattBaker]

The world is messed up is because stupid ideas are the easiest to articulate.

Under the Stratolaunch video:

...and why can't the plane get into low orbit and then release the payload without and discarded stages?

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[Spacethingy]

The world is messed up is because stupid ideas are the easiest to articulate.

Quote of the century, that one! :hail:

Re Stratolaunch... landing 2 747s at once must be a little tricky, right?

 

[DanM]

A true classic!

 

[Mojave]

I was searching for acapella videos last night and shared the videos I found on the chat box. This is the best one I saw.

 

[iamwearingpants]

Umm, why are we posting videos in the RCT?

 

[TMac3000]

WTH man?

Scenario: you are in your 80's and the following girl marries you for your money

What would be your first thought?

Edit: Ahh...now I see. I had my phraseology backwards:facepalm: My point was that she couldn't possibly find any amount of $$ worth the trouble.

Man, you must have thought there was something seriously wrong with me:lol:

 

[ky]

Man, you must have thought there was something seriously wrong with me:lol:

Looking at your last two posts, it kinda points to that.

 

[Urwumpe]

I need no female decoration, I look great all by myself. :lol:

(But I hope I will become gray in a good way in a few years)