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[T.Neo]

Boeing 747-400 typical price: $240 million.

Boeing 747-400 typical seating capacity (1 class) 660.

Expendable 747 seat price (roughly): $364 000

Hooray for reusability...

 

[mojoey]

yay

dueling banjos!!! *air banjo time*

 

[Mojave]

Counterpoint: MLP.

You got him there :rofl:

 

[mojoey]

Counterpoint: MLP.

what does this have to do with anything?

 

[Moach]

theres a slight chance i've "just created a cross-domain forum joke :shifty:


lets hope the KSP forums humour doesn't have carry one of those alien pathogens to which we have no immune system readyness... that would be very unsanitary :uhh:

 

[mojoey]

its fine...i think

 

[Spacethingy]

Oh dear. I've just spent several hours doing THIS instead of homework.

 

[Scruce]

Oh dear. I've just spent several hours doing THIS instead of homework.

I got from Stephen Spielberg to Dyslexia in six clicks, I guess Wikipedia's infrastructure is good!

 

[mojoey]

scruce...HOW did you get from New York Islanders to United airlines that fast?

 

[Scruce]

scruce...HOW did you get from New York Islanders to United airlines that fast?

(I'm playing with mojoey)

Hey, I got from Yahoo Mail to the 2006 Lebanon War in ten seconds flat!

 

[mojoey]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And Jill successfully sued the council for failing to carry out a full health and safety assessment (matter reported to the HSE), non-compliance with EU directive 32586 (1987), permitting water for use in contravention of Food Standards Agency (FSA) directives and failing to maintain a public footpath.

 

[DanM]

I'm not sure if taking a course in Calculus based Physics while learning Calculus for the first time is a great idea, but that's what I'm doing next year.

 

[Eli13]

Well, I don't have to worry about that for a couple years.

For now, I'll stick with taking my required classes.

 

[Scav]

It is the worst hell trying to find the constant BEEP.......BEEP.......BEEP........BEEP

I did that to my parents once when I was a kid. They made the mistake of giving me an Electronic Battleship game one Christmas.

Anyone who's ever played that game will know that the idle mode of the game involves an endless series of simulated pinging sounds . . . and I happened to leave the game in that state on the bed in my room while my mom was trying to take a nap.

She had no idea where the incessant sound was coming from.

In other news, we've had record high temperatures today, resulting in an early thaw. Nobody is allowed in my car until I figure out where the that smell is coming from.

 

[mojoey]

I did that to my parents once when I was a kid. They made the mistake of giving me an Electronic Battleship game one Christmas.

Anyone who's ever played that game will know that the idle mode of the game involves an endless series of simulated pinging sounds . . . and I happened to leave the game in that state on the bed in my room while my mom was trying to take a nap.

She had no idea where the incessant sound was coming from.

In other news, we've had record high temperatures today, resulting in an early thaw. Nobody is allowed in my car until I figure out where the that smell is coming from.

i may or may not have left a sammich on the back seat

 

[Scav]

That would be too easy.

 

[jedidia]

Our twins are lying face to feet in their mothers womb, and have now enthusiastically started kicking each other in the head... I only hope they won't continue with that pastime after birth... :shifty:

In other news, re-arranging your apartment isn't exactly what I call fun, but you stumble over long forgotten things that make you wonder if you were quite sane in the past.

In this case, a complete hardcopy of the Visual Basic 6 syntax reference. Three volumes over 1000 pages each. Plus a 1300 pages long documentation of the Win2000 API. Yes, I got internet access really, really late! :facepalm:

 

[Pipcard]

A question: What other forum has a post-thanking system?

 

[Scruce]

A question: What other forum has a post-thanking system?

Too many to name, why?

 

[Pipcard]

Too many to name, why?

I've only seen this one.