Humor Random Comments Thread

[mojoey]

Just gonna leave this here....

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter. " Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him! " Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here. "

 

[Pipcard]

Do you know why fire trucks are red? Fire trucks have 8 wheels, carry 4 men, 8 + 4 is 12, there are 12 inches on a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, there is a boat named Queen Elizabeth, the boat sails the sea, there are fish in the sea, fish have fins, fins are people who live in Finland, Finland and Russia got in a war, Russia's flag has red on it, and that's why fire trucks are red, because they're always Russian around.

Hooray for Insane Troll Logic!

 

[Codz]

Do you know why fire trucks are red? Fire trucks have 8 wheels, carry 4 men, 8 + 4 is 12, there are 12 inches on a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, there is a boat named Queen Elizabeth, the boat sails the sea, there are fish in the sea, fish have fins, fins are people who live in Finland, Finland and Russia got in a war, Russia's flag has red on it, and that's why fire trucks are red, because they're always Russian around.

Argument=not valid.:lol:

 

[NovaSilisko]

:uhh:

 

[Mojave]

Dude, that made my day so much better. :rofl:

 

[Spacethingy]

For all you MLP fans out there:

Or, for the non-believers:

EDIT: Iamwearingpants, I've 1-upped you:

 

[iamwearingpants]

Encountered this last night

 

[Scruce]

 

[RisingFury]

Encountered this last night

That seems to be because "Minecraft weed mod" has more results, than "Minecraft wheat mod".

 

[Pipcard]

[deleted]

 

[ky]

Green River city council designated this landing field as the "Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport", for inhabitants of Jupiter who might wish to take sanctuary in Green River in the event their planet is threatened by collisions from comets or meteors

:facepalm::facepalm:

 

[Pipcard]

More weird trivia: Burma-Shave promised to send a man to Mars as part of a promotion.

Wikipedia's list of [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipediaeleted_articles_with_freaky_titles"]Deleted articles with freaky titles[/ame]

One of them was called "Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5"

 

[iamwearingpants]

The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity

Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care

Intellectual's who wear blue socks on Thursdays that are Critics of George W. Bush

Wikipedia articles needing moustaches

I can't get enough of this list

 

[Grover]

this is a nice little music track by a good artist...
NOTE!

does contain angry swearing and other angry noises besides, i have warned you, listen at your own risk

 

[Artlav]

Cutting edge SSDs rock.
1500 Mb/s read, 1250 Mb/s write speed.

Orbiter with all Lv11/Lv14 textures and hi-res packs takes 2.5 seconds from launchpad to game.
Visual Studio opens up before the mouse key pops up from double click.
Few programs take more than a second to open.

A very long awaited technology to kill a very annoying bottleneck.

 

[Spacethingy]

Boris the Talking Puffin

I don't care it's not encyclopaedic! Put it back NOW! :lol:

EDIT:

Smurfs and Communism

Red smurfs? That can't be right...
:rofl::rofl:

 

[n122vu]

I am completely convinced now that the real reason the SciFi channel changed its name to SyFy was so people would be less inclined to expect them to incorporate actual science into their fiction, thus paving the way for them to be able to bring us the epic pile of horse poo that is Earthstorm.

 

[mojoey]

...or sharktopus

 

[RisingFury]

Cutting edge SSDs rock.
1500 Mb/s read, 1250 Mb/s write speed.

Orbiter with all Lv11/Lv14 textures and hi-res packs takes 2.5 seconds from launchpad to game.
Visual Studio opens up before the mouse key pops up from double click.
Few programs take more than a second to open.

A very long awaited technology to kill a very annoying bottleneck.

How long does it take to boot the OS and what OS is it?

 

[Unstung]

A photo of my die-cast LM:

Click on the image to go to deviantART. The ascent stage is being held up by a string which I easily painted over during editing.