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[Linguofreak]

[math]\frac {are we}{using}[/math] math tags a bit?

 

[Scav]

Mine was the title of an album.

 

[OrbiterSpore]

It appears that reconfiguring the Aperture Science HandHeld Portal Device makes it able to open portals in other dimensions:

Now Black Mesa has got some competition...
YES, i do play StarFox... And i am STILL ALIVE.

 

[Scav]

Alright, alright.

Here's the answer to that word puzzle I posted earlier:

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

The different ways the aerospace industries technicians work in the two big players of space... :rofl:



:facepalm:

 

[n122vu]

[math]\frac{stand}{Now I}[/math]

 

[jedidia]

Switching from 3ds Max to Blender: It takes away your will to live!

 

[Urwumpe]

Switching from 3ds Max to Blender: It takes away your will to live!

Blender. The second way to program computer graphics.

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

Calvin: When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm not going to follow complex issues and I'm not going to vote. That way I can complain when the government doesn't represent me. Then, when everything goes down the tubes, I can say the system doesn't work and justify my further lack of participation.

Hobbes: An ingeniously self-fulfilling plan.

Calvin: It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them.
(18 May 1992)

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Calvin: When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm not going to follow complex issues and I'm not going to vote. That way I can complain when the government doesn't represent me. Then, when everything goes down the tubes, I can say the system doesn't work and justify my further lack of participation.

Hobbes: An ingeniously self-fulfilling plan.

Calvin: It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them.
(18 May 1992)

:blink: That's where the Occupy movement got it's inspiration! :rofl:

 

[Urwumpe]

To the defense of Occupy: You can't participate in the criticized inner circles of the financial world, if you had not been a criminal in the past or had criminals in your family once.

 

[Eli13]

My money is on the UN guy.

/sarcasm.

 

[mojoey]

well, the AK is kinda reliable, and easy to learn how to use

 

[Scruce]

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov.

It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do.

The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

- Yuri Orlov

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Isn't the AK-47 still the most reliable firearm ever made?

 

[Eli13]

well, the AK is kinda reliable, and easy to learn how to use

I was referring to the uniforms used by our two belligerents. Not the weapons. If it was a match-up of weapons, I would definitely side with the Kalashnikov.

Isn't the AK-47 still the most reliable firearm ever made?

In my opinion, yes. I have an uncle who showed me this. After dumping it in the mud for a day, running it over in his truck and then slapping a clip into it and firing it into the nearest desolate hill, I can attest to its reliability.

 

[mojoey]

i believe William Atwater said 'I can teach someone to use an AK in four hours, i need two weeks to teach someone how to use an M-16' and an interesting bit of gun trivia, the first M-16 pistol grips, were manufactured by Mattel

 

[Eli13]

i believe William Atwater said 'I can teach someone to use an AK in four hours, i need two weeks to teach someone how to use an M-16' and an interesting bit of gun trivia, the first M-16 pistol grips, were manufactured by Mattel

Four hours? I hope that includes assembly, because an AK is really not that hard to figure out.

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

:nono:

Time to get back fftopic:

Universal Grappling Hook: maybe, just maybe?

 

[mojoey]

uhh, if we can get the legendary bullwhip of Indy, we can grapple ANYTHING