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And approximately a few hours later, McAfee finally finished its scan. It picked up 151 tracking cookies, which it automatically deleted, and 2 possibly unwanted programs. One program was from gamespy, but it had adware in the name so I zapped it. The other program was a stress reducer that I got from one of my dad's friends about 13 years ago, and which I probably wouldn't delete even if it were a virus.
So I figure my next step is currently unknown. Google, here I come.
So I figure my next step is currently unknown. Google, here I come.
fireballs619
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A definite integral walks into a bar after a long day and orders 10 shots.
'Don't you think that is too much?' The bartender says.
The integral responds 'No, I know my limits.'
'Don't you think that is too much?' The bartender says.
The integral responds 'No, I know my limits.'
Linguofreak
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*GROAN*
:blink:Thats worse than my chem teacher!!!!:lol:
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i got 5!!:lol:
Stevodoran
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My science teacher told me to drop a small piece of potassium into water. It was so cool that i decided to drop more. The room was full of hydrogen at the end of the day and cant be used for the next 2 days 
Frogisis
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You know that expression "It's not what you do in life that you regret, it's what you don't do"?
I think whoever said that probably didn't drink.
I think whoever said that probably didn't drink.
Izack
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Stevodoran
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Happy Wednesday to you too Izack.:banana::bananadance::banana::bananadance:
I love Wednesdays.
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3 statisticians go deer hunting. As they walk out into the woods they spot a big buck. The first one shoots and misses to the right. The second shoots and misses to the left. The one in the middle jumps up and down shouting “We got him! We got him!”
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A cruel tyrant puts a physicist, a hacker, a mathematician and a topologist (A more special kind of mathematician) into cells with only a tin, but no opener.
After a few days, he commands the cells to be opened:
The physicist has written a few formulas on the wall, and managed to cleanly open the tin by precisely throwing it against the wall.
The hacker has written a complete wall full of strange, confusing lines of code and formulas. The tin is ripped into tiny pieces, but the hacker is well-fed.
In the next cell is a dead mathematician. He has written on every inch of the walls in despair, the first line of his writing: "Assuming the tin is open..."
As they open the last cell, they find again many complicated formulas on all walls, but no dead or alive topologist. Instead there is only the closed tin in the center of the room. As they pick the tin up, there is a silent knocking sound and the high-pitched curse: "damnit, wrong sign!"
After a few days, he commands the cells to be opened:
The physicist has written a few formulas on the wall, and managed to cleanly open the tin by precisely throwing it against the wall.
The hacker has written a complete wall full of strange, confusing lines of code and formulas. The tin is ripped into tiny pieces, but the hacker is well-fed.
In the next cell is a dead mathematician. He has written on every inch of the walls in despair, the first line of his writing: "Assuming the tin is open..."
As they open the last cell, they find again many complicated formulas on all walls, but no dead or alive topologist. Instead there is only the closed tin in the center of the room. As they pick the tin up, there is a silent knocking sound and the high-pitched curse: "damnit, wrong sign!"
Trainguy
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Dambuster - re the 'system tool', I got it and found it in a hidden folder in the program data folder (I have vista)
When it opened, a shortcut appeared to it on the start menu. Right click on it and select open file location. Then select it, right click and somewhere under properties will be a button to open the directory of the target. Once you have found it, delete everything except the .exe (it won't let you) and move this to a folder you can see, but is otherwise empty. Take the shredding tool on Mcafee and shred this directory.
It worked for me, I hope it does for you.
Cheers
When it opened, a shortcut appeared to it on the start menu. Right click on it and select open file location. Then select it, right click and somewhere under properties will be a button to open the directory of the target. Once you have found it, delete everything except the .exe (it won't let you) and move this to a folder you can see, but is otherwise empty. Take the shredding tool on Mcafee and shred this directory.
It worked for me, I hope it does for you.
Cheers
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Random (immodestly).
Too many doctor's visits and blood tests this week
Hope all's well!
