Humor Random Comments Thread

[Athena]

Result: One torn ligament, one injured knee, some clothing in tatters.

At least you only got that...I had my leg dislocated back in the day when I first tried out soccer...:beathead:

 

[n122vu]

And I still haven't got the point of Google Fiber either. Why would I pay $70 for an internet connection? From a private user POV speeds like 1 Gbit/s don't make much sense, I'm not downloading terrabytes of data, am I?

FWIW, because of my cable/Internet bundle, I pay $30/month for a 10 Mbit/s connection. If I were to cancel my cable TV subscription but still maintain Internet with my current provider, $70/mo is roughly what I'd be paying. If I could get Google Fiber at my location for the same price, I'd drop my current provider in a nanosecond (currently Time Warner, but if the feds let the deal go through, it will be Comcast).

 

[Ghostrider]

At least you only got that...I had my leg dislocated back in the day when I first tried out soccer...:beathead:

Any soccer match you can walk away from on your own legs is a good soccer match.:thumbup:

 

[MattBaker]

my old ones caught some shrapnel... I was one of the winners. :lol:

Shrapnel? How to you play football? With hand grenades?

 

[Urwumpe]

Shrapnel? How to you play football? With hand grenades?

We are a bit competitive.

 

[ISProgram]

Shrapnel? How to you play football? With hand grenades?

We are a bit competitive.

Or you play in a war zone (unlikely)...

 

[MattBaker]

Or you play in a war zone (unlikely)...

Well, there are enough cases of "Childs finding WW2 bombs while playing" here in Germany. At any point where people lived and still live you'll find something if you search long enough...

 

[Athena]

Any soccer match you can walk away from on your own legs is a good soccer match.:thumbup:

I guess "walking away" in an ambulance doesn't count. :lol:

 

[Matias Saibene]

We are a bit competitive.

In my country, fans of football teams throw all kinds of weapons and projectiles. In fact they have already used hand grenades. It only remains to throw nukes.

 

[jedidia]

Result: One torn ligament, one injured knee, some clothing in tatters.

That sounds like the summary of a succesful engagement in DF adventure mode... :lol:

 

[PhantomCruiser]

I know it's going to be mindless, but I really want to go see Guardians of the Galaxy when it hits the theaters.

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

What if......every country in the world are equally divided with a population of 100 million? :hmm:

(yeah, some of the countries there would be......interesting...... )

 

[mojoey]

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

 

[Fabri91]

Switzerland better pay attention!

 

[mojoey]

Switzerland? Have you seen Scandinavia? This is how empires get started man.

 

[Fabri91]

Which leads me to the doubt...did Canada conquer everything, or did...Wales?

 

[Urwumpe]

Why does the German map remind me on something historical....

 

[Fabri91]

Well, maybe that's just the Newborn Kaliningradian Empire.

 

[MattBaker]

Should have added enough of Frisia, Flanders etc to Germany so the rest of France can be merged with Spain. Otherwise the Maple-Polar bear-Celtic-Flamenco-Empire is just ridiculous.

Or I just like maps of the Holy Roman Empire back in the 11th century. Much more compact than "Let's expand East until...let's just do. Teutonic Order, go!"

Also looks like Carinthia finally joined their friends in Sloven...oh they aren't friends. Nevermind.

 

[Codz]

So, the NBA Playoffs start today, and I'll be following the Atlanta Hawks, and Brooklyn Nets. Anyone else following the Playoffs?

---------- Post added 04-20-14 at 01:43 AM ---------- Previous post was 04-19-14 at 08:18 PM ----------

I just watched the Atlanta-Indianapolis game, and Atlanta just kicked the out of Indiana! An eighth place team just thoroughly embarrassed a first place team! Go Hawks!