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CBS, scrambling to recover a little of its integrity ...
They lost that after the Dan Rather fiasco.
CBS, scrambling to recover a little of its integrity ...
Beer and Taxes
Taxes explained in terms of beer consumption -- gotta read to the end. Unless you're a true Democrat - then you really don't want to understand this. For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end
up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before and the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. 'I only got a dollar out of the $20', declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!' 'Yeah, that's right', exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!' 'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!' The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
No explanation neededA friend sent me this. Sure to offend 61.54% of the forum:
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CBS, scrambling to recover a little of its integrity ...
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But what if the fifth man to get a beer for free, is the tenth man?Or he gets one beer for free for each beer he buys.
There are many possible points to show that the allegory does not fit to the real US tax system at all. For example the Bush tax cuts had less effect on the percentage of the lower incomes.
And of course, the cost of the beer will now rise...quickly.
No as to your point about the tax cuts, obviously if you read the point then you would understand... Less tax cuts for the lower incomes, since they currently don't pay that much....
and No to the price. Price increases on supply and demand, you can see it in gas, food, and of course my favourite: the Forums here, if we use more CPU then we pay more... My mom the economic teacher taught me this when I was like 8.
Yes, when you count by quantity. When you reduce the real taxes of all people by 100 $, the rich people won't notice and and the poor will suddenly pay almost no taxes.
Once again, that only applies to oil and Housing... The two that seem to be the biggest trouble makers lately... I haven't seen any stories about how Beer prices are going through the roof lately, however I don't drink anymore, so I could be wrong.Prices also depend on how economists expect the supply and demand to develop.
Thank God we do not live in a socialistic society that does that. Mainly because i'm one of those who will never benefit from those cuts. If thats what puts me in the lower class then okay, i'm down with that.
Once again, that only applies to oil and Housing... The two that seem to be the biggest trouble makers lately... I haven't seen any stories about how Beer prices are going through the roof lately, however I don't drink anymore, so I could be wrong.
Well the 15% Steve Forbes tax plan really made sense and if that became true it would havenever been an issue this year and we wouldn't be talking about it. However Obama should win and we shall see. In the greatest years of what we call a good president (Clinton) the airlines took a dump and started the revolution of why you pay so much for a flight now. We shall see.
Something we can finally agree about. However I'm not pushing more govt. I'm pushing less govt.
Urwumpe said:What do you think, beer is made of? (Of course, in the USA, this is hard to tell sometimes, but in general)