[FONT="]It all started on that routine mission to the ISS to deliver a supply of bacon that the crew would feed to their space goats so the goats would provide a steady supply of milk and delicious anhydrous ammonium sulfate. When the mission arrived however, they discovered that the goats were actually HAL's test subjects and the pants were dead. Captain Lee Nash, having experience ordered the supply crew to find the nearest Starbucks where the Galkin Empire had yet to sell their delicious sandwiches. The crew discovered an unusual magnetic anomaly, blocking the door preventing them from leaving the Hypnotoad in the airlock with Suwako's hat. [/FONT]
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Meanwhile, back at Uranus, The evil scientest was running around, frantically searching for the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator Which he would use to hunt wabbits from orbital altitude wabbits being hyperevolved bunnies that spelt their species with "w" because they could not pronounce anything since they were wabbits. [/FONT]
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Back on Earth, the Earthlings were hailing the almighty Probe when they noticed a giant flying beer can approaching Antarctica and they were like OMG it was approaching at relativistic power levels, over 9 THOUSAND TIMES THE SPEED OF SNAILS! The beer can hit the atmosphere at over mach twenty causing a chain reaction in The Flux Capicator, igniting the bacon, which dismayed the astronauts who like their bacon raw, not cooked by relativistic beer which doesn't help much when starving astronauts are trying to stop their bacon from overcooking and creating holes in space-time. [/FONT]
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The holes are caused by zombies who are heading to Jupiter to awaken the Great Zombie who wants to eat the all-mighty Probe! (oh no!!) and the bacon that the Wabbit's stole, at least he didn't know it then they were hungry for brains as all zombies should be. More accurately, Wabbit bwaaainnns, which bared a strange resemblance to Earthling's brains, which are indeed quite tasty! [/FONT]
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Meanwhile, the Probe sensed it's game, Steel Horizon, was being stolen, by the evil mutant Antiprobe, Leela, who was making out like a bandit, she stole the launch codes for the Batmobile which would then fly inverted, to compensate for the atmospheric drag caused by the duck, and its nefarious accomplice... Arnold Schwarzenegger. Who blew up the moon, and many other cities, towns and his house in Quebec, where lies the banned cell phones while orbiting. They needed the Batmobile to bring them all under control and vanquish the Space Goats hopefully once and for all. But nobody thought that it was not yet northern summer, though it was unseasonably warm, for a Cretaceous marine environment. Which meant there were dinosaurs who were going to attack an alien living under silicates with Charley Bolden as the person who is called Voyager.
Nevertheless, Doc Brown wanted to talk with Martin Schweiger about things that happened during the Z-War which killed many Orbinauts. This war, also known as the battle for the yoghurt and more importantly the bacon was won by Harry Potter who was then killed by Darth Vader (who was eating popcorn out of a bag of french fries). [/FONT]
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When probe came to confront the Antiprobe for the final and ultimate battle, to determine who gets to roll first. That is, roll of bacon. However, as the Man on the moon came[/FONT]
