One day on my fat butt, crushed a chair as I sat inside the ISS waiting for the space shuttle to undock. Maybe it was too heavy from the blackhole spitting radiation, which was behind a progress ship that hit MIR.Oh the humanity! Huston we have not one problem. But then Apollo came from the my mom's cancer and now nothing but a chicken can breathe oxygen. So i had
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Takeoff from ksfo heading south to Rio with F14 .I suddenly realized I lost orientation "houston Tacan broken".Houston said "you bloody idiot, turn on your head" "done what now?". Was flying my Cessna over Paris Hilton's house when I saw a big, gray, hairy monkey in cockpit of A really dirty L-1011 Tristar. We were cruising on a large A380 and the wings flew off and i saw Sharon Stone stripping and i yelled, the paint is melting because you're using your hairdryer, i yelled again over the intercom, hey Sharon wanna fight a toilet monster using a ladle? Sure she shouted, and then we began loosing altitude because of that darned monkey on the yoke. Then i woke up with a nice wet spot on my english muffin. I then ate the pizza from last month with Sharon and her pet monkey, then Sharon died of flightsim addiction. Me and my F-4X were having a nice swift flight when suddenly a odd looking disk, an UFO, was melting something that cost a million which is not making sense. I looked at this and switched master power off and did a flyby near the massive monster, killed it and blew up the thing worth a million dollar wedding and flew to the big chicken's massive den, where he was planning a massive attack on the big cheese's mansion. So, I ate the big cheese from the camembert store and barfed immediately!!! The barf dissolved a hole in the cockpit wall which i repaired in no time but the EFIS stole my donut that I stole from a Pakistani that stole from A nuclear charged United States space
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