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Its like the fun with the German long term storage for nuclear waste... 60% of the waste inside the storage of the GDR at Morsleben (Just next door to the former border) is from west German nuclear power plants. A new conservative, talented minister for nuclear safety called Angela Merkel back then ordered to use it because it already existed (And tried to extend its operation license by trying to let GDR law apply in reunified Germany for a few years more) . But, all was orderly stored and documented there by the former GDR engineers and removing the waste is no high-risk operation today, they even used sophisticated storages comparable to modern CASTOR casks.

And more fun, only a few kilometers away, at Asse, is the western German "experimental" storage just on the other side of the former border. It was only supposed to be used for testing technologies. But they simply dropped simple steel barrels into the salt and move some more salt over it, which makes it almost impossible to retrieved all waste from it. Also, it is partially unknown, what is stored there. Not all barrels had been properly documented. It is plain luck, that no criticality event took place there yet - nobody knows how much Plutonium for example is put into a small volume and further compacted.

And more fun: Contrary to previous claims of western German politicians about the GDR storage, this one is still solid and not threatened of immediate flooding, while the western German one is already slowly flooding and time is running out to evacuate the nuclear waste from there.

And now, does Russia still look so much more dangerous to you compared to the nonsense lazy politicians here can do?

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The true reason why the Boris has to ask for a new Brexit date:

 
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Narnia in the E.U. Briliant! Not sure if its a good or bad idea.

Can't remember if I read the book, but I know the story. Bit of a rabid lion in there somewhere?
 
Makes me wonder... is the magic kingdom in Pans Labyrinth maybe also EU member? I suspect not since they have strict border controls...
 
Mordor may have done a deal, they'll join as long as the UK is out.
 
Mordor may have done a deal, they'll join as long as the UK is out.


I thought the EU is already Mordor... one ring of stars to rule them all and drive into the dark blue. :lol:


Seriously, thats as political as I want to get here. The real Brexit is a serious topic, but this comic and its fantasy implications are too funny to keep hidden.



And everybody knows, Britain works better in "Splendid Isolation", as in the "Engel" RPG source material. :lol:
 
Perfidious Albion, as one of our favourite combatants said.

Probably De 'Gaulle had a point vetoing UK entry as being too disruptive.
Strange the end comes from the political party that took us into the "Common Market" and did a lot of work when in there.
 
Re #25600 above and the rest, a video from Scott Manley

 
Makes me wonder... is the magic kingdom in Pans Labyrinth maybe also EU member? I suspect not since they have strict border controls...

It makes me wonder whether that automatically includes the Kingdom of Kalormen, or if there's an EU border in Archenland? :lol:
 
It makes me wonder whether that automatically includes the Kingdom of Kalormen, or if there's an EU border in Archenland? :lol:


What would Vetinari do?
 
Re the HBO production, as I have said enjoying it as a drama, makes you think. Though it does portray the USSR as a region that is mostly lit by 40W light bulbs, including the power station. Artistic license.
 
Re the HBO production, as I have said enjoying it as a drama, makes you think. Though it does portray the USSR as a region that is mostly lit by 40W light bulbs, including the power station. Artistic license.


Well, it was filmed in the EU - you know how hard it is to get 100W light bulbs today here. :lol:
 
I still have several, though they are too hot to actually get them out the sockets.
 
I still have several, though they are too hot to actually get them out the sockets.


That is why janitors used to wear thin gloves at work here before the LED era came. Safety first.
 
Gloves! Luxury, sheer luxury.
 
The old filament ones used to explode . Well, implode, actually. Probably defects in the glass, but I've seen them go like that many times in my childhood :p . The approach was not to get high-watt lightbulbs, but to have some humongous chandelier hang from the ceiling, with several low-watt light bulbs . There were the old soviet appartments for the party members which actually had multiple light switches so you could control which light bulbs were on. Pure insanity, looking back at it, especially since power outages were the norm.
 
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The old filament ones used to explode . Well, implode, actually. Probably defects in the glass, but I've seen them go like that many times in my childhood :p . The approach was not to get high-watt lightbulbs, but to have some humongous chandelier hang from the ceiling, with several low-watt light bulbs . There were the old soviet appartments for the party members which actually had multiple light switches so you could control which light bulbs were on. Pure insanity, looking back at it, especially since power outages were the norm.


At least, the power outages really made everybody equal in communism.
 
Just watched the last episode of Chernobyl, quite moving with some real life facts on the fate of the main characters.
Quite a poignant story, some melancholy but not overdone.
Tells the story of the clean-up well, the miners, the divers, the soldiers. Even the Control Room, they didn't know about the control-rod carbon tips?

Now I've looked again I haven't seen a single light-bulb, must be my imagination...
 
Even the Control Room, they didn't know about the control-rod carbon tips?


No, very likely not. Maybe somebody did already see a control rod during maintenance, but as far as the investigations go, it was kept secret that these graphite tips are increasing reactivity (a lot) during the first seconds of deployment.



There had been two incidents of this nature before Chernobyl, one famous in Leningrad and a small power excursion in Ignalina. Both had been written into the reports, archived and kept secret.



Maybe some knowledge about the incidents was passed from operator to operator, but only few people of Chernobyl had been at Leningrad at the time of the incident and none of them came close to Ignalina.



Again, the most astounding thing for me: There are still around 20 RBMK reactors in operation.
 
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No, very likely not. Maybe somebody did already see a control rod during maintenance, but as far as the investigations go, it was kept secret that these graphite tips are increasing reactivity (a lot) during the first seconds of deployment.



There had been two incidents of this nature before Chernobyl, one famous in Leningrad and a small power excursion in Ignalina. Both had been written into the reports, archived and kept secret.



Maybe some knowledge about the incidents was passed from operator to operator, but only few people of Chernobyl had been at Leningrad at the time of the incident and none of them came close to Ignalina.



Again, the most astounding thing for me: There are still around 20 RBMK reactors in operation.
All of them in Russia, if memory serves. Everyone else shuttered them as soon as other, safer options presented themselves.
 
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