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Darn. Couldn't you have said it before I posted the torrent on PirateBay? It's now the most popular download with Paranormal Activity. I mean, look at the seed count: it's over 9000!
 
Darn. Couldn't you have said it before I posted the torrent on PirateBay? It's now the most popular download with Paranormal Activity. I mean, look at the seed count: it's over 9000!

:lol:

Clearly I've missed something entertaining.
 
Danger, Will Robinson!

What was it, anyway?

Edit: Oh... wow. Was the critical error spelling "Scavenger" wrong?

Also: Downloads Since Update: 1
File: Scavanger 1.zip
Total Downloads: 12

Shame...
 
You get those download counts when the title and description are like cliffhangers in movies...

"In a world where the errors were critical..."

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Edit: Oh... wow. Was the critical error spelling "Scavenger" wrong?

Nah, it was the spelling of requires that I think was the "killer."
 
Sounds like the opening to a bad Linux soap opera if you ask me.

Or an action movie.

(cue ominous music and seizure-inducing flashes as standard in trailers these days)

[VOICEOVER]: In a world where errors are critical...

(shotgun being loaded)

[VOICEOVER]: ... Where mistakes are fatal...

(sports car revving up)

[VOICEOVER]: ... And where to be at fault is the ultimate sin...

(ZOOM IN to a man's visage in shadows)

[VOICEOVER]: ... ONE MAN will dare to be WRONG!

(EXPLOSION!)

TUGG SPEEDMAN is THE WRONG MAN!

(EXPLOSION) (EXPLOSION) (EXPLOSION) (A LITTLE BIT OF A CAR CHASE WITH HELICOPTERS AND CARS AND SPEEDBOATS - ON A HIGHWAY!) (EXPLOSION)

[VOICEOVER]: From the temporary delegate vice-assistant executive producer of Mutant Platypus Massacre III: The Duck-Billed Terror...

(BIKE CRASHES OUT OF SKYSCRAPER'S WINDOW)

[VOICEOVER]: ... The apprentice electrician on the set of Hippo Watcher - The Maynard G. Grossfuss Story...

(BIKE LANDS ON SCHOOLBUS COMPLETELY UNSCATHED AFTER A 300 METERS FALL)

[VOICEOVER]: ... And the guy who sometimes carries Al Pacino's suits to the dry cleaner...

(SPEEDMAN: HEADS UP, GUYS!)

[VOICEOVER]: ... Comes the movie that proves how 2+2 equals 5.

(UNNAMED BAD GUY PLAYING WITH A YO-YO: "Might makes right".
SPEEDMAN: "No it doesn't."
UNNAMED BAD GUY PLAYING WITH A YO-YO: "Which part, might or right?"
SPEEDMAN: "YOU GUESS IT." SHOOTS the YO-YO, which EXPLODES IN A BIG BALL OF FIRE MILES WIDE)

[VOICEOVER]: This summer, wrong is the new right.

(EXPLOSION)

[VOICEOVER]: Because, to err is...

SPEEDMAN: Me!

(EXPLOSION)

...


You know, Michael Bay could so totally get away with this.
 
And the guy who sometimes carries Al Pacino's suits to the dry cleaner

Al, can never get it wrong...
 
:rofl:As I was reading I thought it sounded like a Michael Bay movie.

That's destined to be a classic post.
 
Ghostrider, that was brilliant. Epic, even. You must produce it!
 
Or an action movie.
[edited out trailer]
You know, Michael Bay could so totally get away with this.
At first I thought is was something straight from the chaser's! You wouldn't happen to be one of them would you?
And you're right; Michael bay COULD get away with turning that into Transformers 3! *imagines a giant robot playing with a yoyo* ...
 
The surest way to ensure that someone will do something is to tell them never to do it.
 
The surest way to ensure that someone will do something is to tell them never to do it.

So, so true. My two year old son works exactly that way. I think it appeals to that little bit in everyone's brain that remains 2 years old. :P
 
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