Sounds like the opening to a bad Linux soap opera if you ask me.
Or an action movie.
(cue
ominous music and
seizure-inducing flashes as standard in trailers these days)
[VOICEOVER]: In a world where errors are critical...
(shotgun being loaded)
[VOICEOVER]: ... Where mistakes are fatal...
(sports car revving up)
[VOICEOVER]: ... And where to be at fault is the ultimate sin...
(ZOOM IN to a man's visage in shadows)
[VOICEOVER]: ... ONE MAN will dare to be WRONG!
(EXPLOSION!)
TUGG SPEEDMAN is
THE WRONG MAN!
(EXPLOSION) (EXPLOSION) (EXPLOSION) (A LITTLE BIT OF A CAR CHASE WITH HELICOPTERS AND CARS AND SPEEDBOATS - ON A HIGHWAY!) (EXPLOSION)
[VOICEOVER]: From the temporary delegate vice-assistant executive producer of
Mutant Platypus Massacre III: The Duck-Billed Terror...
(BIKE CRASHES OUT OF SKYSCRAPER'S WINDOW)
[VOICEOVER]: ... The apprentice electrician on the set of
Hippo Watcher - The Maynard G. Grossfuss Story...
(BIKE LANDS ON SCHOOLBUS COMPLETELY UNSCATHED AFTER A 300 METERS FALL)
[VOICEOVER]: ... And the guy who sometimes carries Al Pacino's suits to the dry cleaner...
(SPEEDMAN: HEADS UP, GUYS!)
[VOICEOVER]: ... Comes the movie that proves how 2+2 equals 5.
(UNNAMED BAD GUY PLAYING WITH A YO-YO: "Might makes right".
SPEEDMAN: "No it doesn't."
UNNAMED BAD GUY PLAYING WITH A YO-YO: "Which part, might or right?"
SPEEDMAN: "YOU GUESS IT." SHOOTS the YO-YO, which EXPLODES IN A BIG BALL OF FIRE MILES WIDE)
[VOICEOVER]: This summer,
wrong is the new
right.
(EXPLOSION)
[VOICEOVER]: Because, to err is...
SPEEDMAN:
Me!
(EXPLOSION)
...
You know, Michael Bay could so totally get away with this.