OHM DO NOT DOWLOAD

So, I thought this wasn't going to be a big deal... I downloaded it just for kicks. The instant I clicked "Extract," my left kidney exploded. I fainted and woke up an hour later in a pool of blood, with a band of dark hooded figures standing around me holding various instruments of torture. For hours they taunted me and prodded me, attempting to extract information regarding a girl named "Loran".

Then, all at once, I was a wake, leaning over the toilet and vomiting profusely. I was racked by fevers and chills all night long, hallucinating and believing myself to be the captain of an ancient fishing vessel.

Oh, and apparently my computer is now alive.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD
 
Ghostrider - awesome. I can see the Michael Bay signature gratuitous over-use of metallic carnage now. Can't wait to see it LOL.
 
Then, all at once, I was a wake, leaning over the toilet and vomiting profusely. I was racked by fevers and chills all night long, hallucinating and believing myself to be the captain of an ancient fishing vessel.

Could have been much worse: you could have woken up at Alchemilla Hospital and find out your nurse's name is Lisa Garland.
 
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