The UN policy towards asteroids that might strike Earth is already defined: they will write them a strong letter.
Do the astronauts who will go up to deliver the letter have to be wearing blue helmets?
Yes, and the Soyuz capsule will be white with a big UN painted on it's side.
( Of course a soyuz capsule, or does anybody think the UN can afford a Orion?)
They can't afford a Soyuz craft either, but I bet they think that by staring gravely at the asteroid for all of 5 seconds, it will change course.
Well, the African Union can sure afford a Soyuz, so can the United Arabian nations.
why don't we try sending some explosives up there, like a nuke or something and blow 'chips' off and collect them for study? I think it would be fairly interesting.
Forget nukes, the greens and enviroweenies will never allow that.
Heck - some people got upset when a *bullet* got fired at a comet!hthedrama: