Humor Ways to kill a UMMU

[squeaky024]

I simply "forgot" about 10 UMMU's under my Arrow on the moon. I was talking to someone then when I got back to Orbiter I saw them all laying on the floor dead.

 

[Pilot7893]

There have been plenty of times when I've landed a Turbopack a bit too hard.

 

[Mojave]

I was flying the arrow once, and unknowingly eva'd I later found him dead after I made orbit.

 

[supersonic]

On the DGIV I opened the hover doors on reentry.
Last radio transition: Oops

 

[Mojave]

Mission Control, sir we are receiving a transmission from deltaglider 1
Captain, Oops
Mission Control, Please, you can't just say Oops, what's the cause of this transmission.
Captain, we are all going to die, ahhhhhh.
Mission Control, Is this a joke?
CAptain, no.
Mission control, Yeah right. **click**

 

[cinder1992]

ICBM, I am so SO sorry.

 

[Marcvs101]

I was doing the "rescue mission on Io" scenery with the DGIV.. it was all fine, I was in io's orbit and i started the automatic reentry autopilot... at 2.500 feet from ground i realized Io didn't have an atmosphere....

 

[Wonderer]

Eject after you hit the ground.

Oh the irony,that's a medical DG IV

I once evad an ummu after TLI and forgot him later I found out that the pea was -1000...

 

[earthorbit]

Once i tried to unpack a pack of tables with my Ummu. The only problem was that the package with the tables stood near one of my habitats. i pressed "U"...
The second way to kill an Ummu ist to land on Saturn and to open both airlocks.

 

[Mojave]

With my DGIV I reentered the atmosphere and actually made it through, I flew to land at EdwardsAFB 5min before landing I ran out of fuel and for some reason I could not glide to the runway. The result of the crash killed all of the crew.

 

[Pilot7893]

ICBM, I am so SO sorry.

Well, look at the bright side. It's a Medical DG-IV, so they might be able to save him with salvaged supplies from the wreckage.

 

[ICBM]

ICBM, I am so SO sorry.

This is funny, very funny!:rofl: I think it is my new background.

 

[garyw]

Messing with UCGO nukes my ummu unpacked a nuke then tried to pack it back and couldn't. 10 mins later my ummu was orbiting the sun looking very chargrilled...

 

[vonneuman]

Oh the irony,that's a medical DG IV

OMG, I didn't even notice:rofl:

 

[communist]

His sense of sarcasm.

Run the scenario 'Flyby at KSC'
No matter what happens, someone will die. Usually the captain.

oh i get it now

 

[george7378]

Do an EVA while re-entering the atmosphere...

 

[Mojave]

Do an EVA while re-entering the atmosphere...

Better yet:

Do an EVA while launching.

 

[n122vu]

Better yet:

Do an EVA while launching.

"Wait, sir, what are you doing? You can't EVA now! They just said we were negative return!"

 

[Wonderer]

Try to hit a launching shuttle with a HARP that is armed with UMMU (I just thought of this,but I haven't tried it) :hmm:

 

[Izack]

Try to hit a launching shuttle with a HARP that is armed with UMMU (I just thought of this,but I haven't tried it) :hmm:

I know what I'm doing this evening!