The Probe?

[Piper]

HAIL PROBE!!!

Our Probe, who art in orbit,
hallowed be your radio antennae,
thy rocket launched,
thy scientific data will be done,
in Earth orbit, as it is in Lunar orbit.
Give us today our daily lunar image.
And forgive us our pilot and engineering errors,
As we forgive those who can't convert from imperial to metric.
And lead us not into loss of signal,
But deliver us from bureaucrats who cut our funding.

HAIL PROBE!!

Wow, I remember writing that years ago, lol
I even did a Latin translation of it, although the translation wasn't that great.

 

[the.punk]

Oh..I forgot something.....

HAIL

 

[T.Neo]

Do not defile the Almighty or it will disrupt your planetary surface
with tidal flexion!

You have been warned.

Hail

 

[Arrowstar]

Brail pose!

Hail probe.

Oh wait.

 

[Ghostrider]

Brail pose!

Braille prose. Hm. Feasible.

 

[lennartsmit]

Snail Dope!

 

[eveningsky339]

Stale nose?

 

[Turbinator]

 

[clickypens]

Isn't that kinda like worshipping a false god, there, Turbinator?

HAIL

 

[Blacklight]

GHASP !!! We must avert our eyes from this image of the sacred, godly things within that are far beyond all human understanding ! *Falls prostrate*

 

[Woo482]

Sorry to tell you but the Luna 3 is the only true probe:

so HAIL THE ONE TRUE PROBE !!

 

[destinos]

bless us, every

 

[Sky Captain]

All hail the (blessed be Your scientific instruments)

 

[Juanelm]

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Hail Probe!

 

[Rocketman527]

Hail

Blessed is thou scientific instruments, Powerful is thy Delta-V, Holy are thine solar panels, Divine is thy Guidance and Tracking relay, All-knowing is thine computer

You are the Alpha and Omega. You are the

 

[dgatsoulis]

As i come home from a space trip,
I pray the my ship to keep.
If i die at aerobrake
pray the my ship to take.

HAIL
The Spartans salute you!

 

[Quick_Nick]

Braille prose. Hm. Feasible.

*writing, then pauses* Let's see... what rhymes with 'dot'?

(seems I need to do my homework... prose DOESN'T have rhyme, woops )

 

[george7378]

We can coin a new adjective - probular.

 

[Bendarr]

Ah, this Newb has now seen the light!

Hail !

 

[Izack]

We can coin a new adjective - probular.

tastic.
otypical
etry (poetry)

And in lieu of all that probetry...

O, not in cruelty, not in wrath
The Probe came by that day
'Twas Probe who visited this path
And took our Moon away.

I don't know why He did, but I do not question my Lord the Probe. Perhaps he does not like tides.