Rant Summer is hell!!!

[Jarvitä]

Southeastern Europe called, we want some of your global warming.

(8C with depressive rainstorms here)

 

[Chipstone306]

Wow a thread complaining about the heat of summer....Come to Canada especially Nova Scotia... MINUS 22 degress celcius with the windchill

:rofl:

 

[Ghostrider]

Well if Summer is hell...

... Better to reign there than to serve in Heaven.

 

[Bj]

Last night alone it snowed 2", now its mostly rainy and starting to slush.

Wow a thread complaining about the heat of summer....Come to Canada especially Nova Scotia... MINUS 22 degress celcius with the windchill

:rofl:

Melbourne, Australia (where I am) is to endure the "worst hot spell in 100 years". Temperatures for the next few days:

• Today: 38°C
• Wednesday: 41°C
• Thursday: 40°C (104°F)
• Friday: 40°C
• Saturday: 40°C
• Sunday: 31°C

My computer doesn't like it either (no air conditioning in my bedroom)!

Just needed somewhere to complain…!

Its funny how people will always complain if it's too hot out or if it's too cold out.

Although I like it better cold, because you can always add clothes and make a fire to warm up.

 

[T.Neo]

Well if Summer is hell...

... Better to reign there than to serve in Heaven.

:blink:

Yeah, only problem, in my reality, is girls don't look at me like that, regardless of the season.

 

[Urwumpe]

Yeah, only problem, in my reality, is girls don't look at me like that, regardless of the season.

You need a reality distortion field.

 

[T.Neo]

You need a reality distortion field.

Let me guess, a reality distortion field is also know as beer. :lol:

Nah, then I'd be living a lie.

 

[Urwumpe]

Nah, then I'd be living a lie.

Not your reality. The reality of the women around you.

http://folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Reality_Distortion_Field.txt

 

[Artlav]

When it's cold it's too hot, when it's hot it's too cold.
Guess what it is?

Our weather cartomancers predict up to -30C here next week, some productive temperature.

You need a reality distortion field.

Need one removed, because that's one photoshopped girl.

 

[Urwumpe]

Need one removed, because that's one photoshopped girl.

But less photoshopping than common for Hollywood. After seeing her in Serenity and T:SCC, I can confirm that that is a decent photoshopping.

 

[T.Neo]

@Urwumpe: That link is dead.

@Artlav: Somewhere, there is a woman, painted head-to-toe in blue, that they use for all those pictures. Then someone photoshops a completely artificial picture on top of her.

 

[Urwumpe]

@Urwumpe: That link is dead.

Here it works, without problems.

 

[T.Neo]

Here it works, without problems.

Thanks.

It made no sense to me at all though.

EDIT:
Re-read it, it now makes sense. So what is the point, do I now have to buy drinks for girls, not for myself?

 

[Urwumpe]

Re-read it, it now makes sense. So what is the point, do I now have to buy drinks for girls, not for myself?

If you still believe, that being rich and generous in a naive way is a useful replacement for charisma, you are wrong.

Important is not too pay the drink, but to sell the chance for one.

The reality distortion field was a confounding melange of a charismatic rhetorical style, an indomitable will, and an eagerness to bend any fact to fit the purpose at hand

 

[T.Neo]

If you still believe, that being rich and generous in a naive way is a useful replacement for charisma, you are wrong.

What happens when you have the charisma of a rock?
Or worse, what happens when you have the charisma of a rocket scientist?

 

[Ghostrider]

Or worse, what happens when you have the charisma of a rocket scientist?

I always thought that dr Hans Zarkov as played by Frank Shannon in the Buster Crabbe "Flash Gordon" serials had plenty of charisma.

 

[T.Neo]

Hmm, never seen those serials.

Imagine going up to a girl and saying:
"I got this cool space flight simulator free off the internet, It's called Orbiter, and you can fly to the Moon and Mars, and Jupiter, and just the other day I completed my first successful reentry with the DGIV and blah blah blah...

You know you're addicted when you end up falling in love.
You know you're really addicted when she ends up being addicted to Orbiter.

Oh, wait, wrong thread. :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

Several outfits are laid out in front of him and the tester asks, "Yo, my son, which of these outfits is the most stylish thing to wear?" The correct answer is "Hey, whatever I select."

 

[Andy44]

Well if Summer is hell...

... Better to reign there than to serve in Heaven.

Yup.

 

[RangerPL]

I HATE heat. HATE it.
Then again, cold is not nice either. Brrr

Aren't we humans odd creatures? Never satisfied.