Satellite Collision Debris Reported Falling

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http://www.space.com/news/090215-satelllite-debris-reentry.html

I was amused that the description of the collision states the the Cosmos satellite "slammed into" the Iridium. My reading of this; " Drunken Russian Satellite fails to come to a full stop before crossing a known orbital path and hits a hapless American satellite lawfully cruising along. " :rofl:

This seems like blaming a reef for sinking a ship that ran into it.
 
Yes, they might as well have said "the functioning and ground-controlled Iridium slammed into the defunct and derelict Russian Cosmos 2251..." :dry:
 
They issued an advisory to aircraft pilots? What are they gonna do, turn out of the way of a supersonic piece of debris?
 
In Soviet Russia, probe hails you (then runs you down for the cheek of being hailed).
 
They issued an advisory to aircraft pilots? What are they gonna do, turn out of the way of a supersonic piece of debris?

It's America. If they didn't issue it then they'd probably get sued ;)
 
RIA Novosti have reported that the debris left from the two collided satellites could fall into the lake Baikal and poison its waters with radioactive fallout. Oh goodness! :cry::compbash2:

:rofl:

Wasn't the Lake Baikal already pretty mistreated? Or was it the Lake Aral?
 
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