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My first major accident was also as a passenger in a Pontiac Sunbird (1986 model, I believe). It was the early 90's, Fall of 92 or so I think, I was 17. It was Friday night. We had just left the local McDonald's and were headed one county over to meet each other at the bowling alley. We'd gone about a block, and my friend was looking for a rap tape in his console, didn't see the car in front of him stopped to turn left into a driveway until it was just a bit too late (a 1980 Sunbird, ironically). He tried to swerve around her to the right, but clipped her right rear bumper with about 8 inches of his left front. Enough of an impact to total both cars.

My second serious accident involved getting rear-ended while driving my 1993 Chevy S10 with Tahoe Trim package, Camaro rims, and white letter tires (I loved this truck). I was stopped in traffic that was sitting still due to another car suddenly turning left with no room to go around on the right. The turning car was about 3 vehicles ahead of me I'd been stationary for about 10 seconds. The vehicle behind me was a 1989 Ford Bronco that didn't see any of us stopped, ironically because he was looking down to put a tape in his cassette player. He estimated he was going about 55 when he hit me. My truck ended up in a V-shape. Thankfully, the gas tank did not rupture, which was common for that body style of S10, in which the tank was right behind the cab of the truck. Such impacts typically resulted in explosive outcomes. However, he did hit me with such force that my head went up and over the headrest, and impacted the left rear window pane of the cab, shattering it. Quite a feat since, with my 5'4" stature, I had the seat most of the way forward, leaving about 8 inches from the back of the headrest to the glass. I had a horrible case of whiplash that lasted months.
 
I've been in several fender benders and at least two nasty wrecks.

The first one I was a passenger in an old Pontiac Sunbird,

My first major accident was also as a passenger in a Pontiac Sunbird (1986 model, I believe). It was the early 90's, Fall of 92 or so I think, I was 17. It was Friday night. We had just left the local McDonald's and were headed one county over to meet each other at the bowling alley. We'd gone about a block, and my friend was looking for a rap tape in his console, didn't see the car in front of him stopped to turn left into a driveway until it was just a bit too late (a 1980 Sunbird, ironically).

Ok, now what the heck is going on with Pontiac Sunbirds?!

Was that model actually more cursed than the Ford Pinto? :lol:
 
Me and the WIfe are rewatching Babylon 5. It's the only show I have on DVD. It feels like handling ancient technology.
 
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Well, Uber is an absurdity. Somehow it manages to be right in the middle of the uncanny valley - a mix of lateral inter-people interactions and technology, that is anxi-painful to use and nearly impossible to take seriously despite any evidence.
 
Don't hear it often on the radio, probably because it makes people like me speed, but I heard it today when driving home :RnR1::

 
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The moment that changed everything about Nazgul for me was when a friend spontaniously pronounced it in turkish...
 
The moment everything changed for me was when I realized that The Flintstones and The Jetsons are actually the same time period in the same universe.

Jetsons live in the sky on those skinny towers; you never see the surface of the planet they are on.

Meanwhile, where are they getting their raw materials?

Down on the surface, in towns like Bedrock, guys like Fred and Barney work in rock quarries mining minerals to supply the sky people. These aren't cavemen from Earth's past; these are a servant race in the future. They have genetically engineered dinosaurs and other animals capable of speech and performing special functions around the work site or the homes.

That episode where the Jetsons travel through time to meet the Flintstones? No time travel required!

It all comes clear now. Flintstones is now so much darker, the Jetsons are exploiting them. It all makes sense now!

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Don't hear it often on the radio, probably because it makes people like me speed, but I heard it today when driving home :RnR1::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1irgU2O4EMk

Yes, it can have bad results. When I was listening to it, one day, while driving. A guy pulled out in front of me, and I said, " That SOB just cut me off." So I pulled up beside him and related a gesture. You know, "... giving him the bird." I took off and he chased after me. I yelled, " ...talk to me goose!" Finally, I made the bad decision, of putting the brakes on, thinking he would fly right by. Wrong !! :facepalm:
 
As long as you don't try to drive your car roof-to-roof with an another car in an inverted negative-G dive you should be able to manage.
 
Just great. Here I am, ready to write some code, and VisualStudio sign-in is broken. Who decided that a free license should have constant bloody DRM protection? :facepalm:
 
The moment everything changed for me was when I realized that The Flintstones and The Jetsons are actually the same time period in the same universe.

Jetsons live in the sky on those skinny towers; you never see the surface of the planet they are on.

Meanwhile, where are they getting their raw materials?

Down on the surface, in towns like Bedrock, guys like Fred and Barney work in rock quarries mining minerals to supply the sky people. These aren't cavemen from Earth's past; these are a servant race in the future. They have genetically engineered dinosaurs and other animals capable of speech and performing special functions around the work site or the homes.

That episode where the Jetsons travel through time to meet the Flintstones? No time travel required!

It all comes clear now. Flintstones is now so much darker, the Jetsons are exploiting them. It all makes sense now!

This was the plot of H.G. Well's Time Machine - the subterranean Morlock servant race and the surface-dwelling elegant Eloi (which were also the main source of food for the Morlocks).
 
Just great. Here I am, ready to write some code, and VisualStudio sign-in is broken. Who decided that a free license should have constant bloody DRM protection? :facepalm:

Edit: I am likely wrong.
That's some BS!
 
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Well, it's not constant, apparently. It just requires you to sign in every once in a while.

But it just so appears to happen that the sign-in is broken when I have some time and energy. First I was getting script errors and 403s, now I'm just getting "The profile service command 'GetProfile' is temporarily unavailable". I can change my password, but apparently can't sign in. How difficult can it be?
 
Well, Microsoft just pushed some sort of stupid update to Windows 10 that forced my computer to take foreeeeeeeevvvvveeeeer to install. Seriously, I think I could've rebuilt the engine in my truck while this was going on. Had something you desperately need your computer for during that time? Too bad, MS says you are getting this update right now!

And now my computer is trying to frog march me into using Edge. And these little propaganda photos of happy smiling people enjoying their MS products accompany all of this.

I understand pushing security updates in these days of wanna cry viruses, but treating my computer as if it belongs to MS is not cool.
 
Well, Microsoft just pushed some sort of stupid update to Windows 10 that forced my computer to take foreeeeeeeevvvvveeeeer to install. Seriously, I think I could've rebuilt the engine in my truck while this was going on. Had something you desperately need your computer for during that time? Too bad, MS says you are getting this update right now!

And now my computer is trying to frog march me into using Edge. And these little propaganda photos of happy smiling people enjoying their MS products accompany all of this.

I understand pushing security updates in these days of wanna cry viruses, but treating my computer as if it belongs to MS is not cool.

You might like Linux:

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You might like Linux:

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I can't read that thumbnail; I'm sure it's funny.

In any case, Linux is for nerdy computer people, not ordinary schmoes like me for whom a computer is merely an appliance like a stove or a refrigerator which I expect to simply turn on and have it work.

That is the whole point of the Windows line of products after all. Back when I used DOS on my 386 machine I liked swapping parts and adding memory, etc., but now a computer is just a tool to me and I don't have much patience in messing around trying to get things to run on it.

Some of the computers where I work use Linux but I don't have to worry about making those work; we have sys admins for that. I just use the software to do my actual work.
 
In any case, Linux is for nerdy computer people, not ordinary schmoes like me for whom a computer is merely an appliance like a stove or a refrigerator which I expect to simply turn on and have it work.

This is really not the case anymore. Linux is much less of a headache than Windows now IMO, especially with MS going with software-as-service model and controlling the use of your own machine. I use both Linux and Windows at work and home and Linux is my go-to for getting things done without hassle. If you like the feel of Windows you might like Linux Mint. You can download an ISO for free, burn it onto a thumbdrive, boot Linux off of the thumbdrive and give it a test spin. You can also buy a DVD with it installed (nominal cost of $6) and do the same thing. I really recommend giving it a try.
 
I can't read that thumbnail; I'm sure it's funny.

In any case, Linux is for nerdy computer people, not ordinary schmoes like me for whom a computer is merely an appliance like a stove or a refrigerator which I expect to simply turn on and have it work.

That is the whole point of the Windows line of products after all. Back when I used DOS on my 386 machine I liked swapping parts and adding memory, etc., but now a computer is just a tool to me and I don't have much patience in messing around trying to get things to run on it.

Some of the computers where I work use Linux but I don't have to worry about making those work; we have sys admins for that. I just use the software to do my actual work.

Linux, at this point, is good for the technically clueless and for the die-hard computer nerd. The people that are most likely to have trouble with it are the Windows power users (who are used to the way that things work under the hood on Windows) and people with specific application dependencies that won't run well enough under Wine.

The remainder of my response is split into the basement here.
 
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