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[Nicholas Kang]

Yes, Got excellent results in my public exam! :woohoo:

9A+, 1A and 1A-

A+ is above 90%

A is 80-90 %

A- is 75-80%

This opens up all possibilities for scholarships. I am busy applying them now. There are over 20-30 scholarships available here in Malaysia.

Participating in OF here helps boost my extracurricular activities' score. (This is an international forum and I am a news reporter and a beta tester for ADSWNJ's Lagrange MFD.)

Thanks for all of your support, guys.

Best wishes,

Nicholas.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Congrats! Good hunting on scholarships!

 

[Linguofreak]

...drolldoodle...

Are you sure you're Russian? I'm not sure if that's an existing English word or not, but if it is, it indicates a much richer vocabulary than many native speakers have, and if not, indicates a solid command over how English constructs nonsense words and whimsical insults.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

And it's much more politically correct than the phrasing I would have used. :rofl:

 

[Artlav]

it indicates a much richer vocabulary than many native speakers have, and if not, indicates a solid command

By now i had a decade and a half of practice, that's more than 10000 hours needed for mastery.

And it's much more politically correct than the phrasing I would have used. :rofl:

Well, i wanted to use , but that got bleeped out. Then i tried and with the same result, as well as , and .
So i had to remember what kind of words were used in children's books before it flew.

 

[C3PO]

... but if it is, it indicates a much richer vocabulary than many native speakers have...

It isn't that hard to compete against people that are too lazy to say "Aluminium".

:hide:

 

[jedidia]

Well, i wanted to use , but that got bleeped out. Then i tried and with the same result, as well as , and .

I didn't even know there were this many words that get censored by the forum :lol:

 

[Urwumpe]

I didn't even know there were this many words that get censored by the forum :lol:

Its annoying, I can't write in English, like I speak in German. :lol: One former girlfriend already complained about me being some sort of an academic, but speaking like a steel worker... Well, by the facts, I am the son of a former steel worker. :tiphat:

(And the quality of our software projects is already measured in curses per minute... )

 

[PhantomCruiser]

I'm sure I could probably slip some stuff past the automatic censor

But yes, industrial maintenance (and the military) will teach a young man or woman an interesting vocabulary.

 

[C3PO]

Back on topic: How did I not know about this for over two years???

:rofl:

 

[Urwumpe]

Well....

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Welp. Watts Bar unit 1 breaker open at 1035 EDT. Time to start turning wrenches.

 

[orb]

I'm sure I could probably slip some stuff past the automatic censor

Sure you actually could, even without trying too hard.

 

[Notebook]

Sad to see the iron go, but the battleship and car remain.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39308622

N.

 

[jedidia]

#NotMyMonopolyAnymore :lol:

 

[Evil_Onyx]

Stupid thing of my day.

Just because a raiser blade cant cut hair, does not mean that it is blunt.

I now have a 2cm long gouge out of my right thumb, and am having to rapidly re-learn how to do things till it heals and I can grip with it again.

 

[Andy44]

Stupid thing of my day.

Just because a raiser blade cant cut hair, does not mean that it is blunt.

I now have a 2cm long gouge out of my right thumb, and am having to rapidly re-learn how to do things till it heals and I can grip with it again.

CA glue usually works pretty good on razor and paper cuts. There's also a product called "Nu Skin" which is kind of the same thing.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

I can't stand that stuff. Reeks of cloves, for some reason, and it's such a powerful odor it gives me a headache. And I'm generally not one to be bothered by smells.

 

[jedidia]

I just called my mechanic to ask when I could go get my car, because we'll need it for the weekend. The friendly lady at the phone asked me to wait for a moment, and turned on the waiting "music".

I would describe the piece as "Mozarts Op. 40 interpreted by a monotonal PC-speaker from the 80ies". I guess they really don't like callers...

 

[Fabri91]

"Let's see how long you can stand this."

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