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Less merry christmas is planned in Augsburg this year. On the first day of christmas, 54000 citizens (from 32000 apartments) have to be evacuated because they are planning to disarm a HC 8000 LB cookie from WW2. This will be the biggest evacuation in German history after WW2. 800 police officers will be deployed.

They should just have waited for midnight of the 31st and made it go kaboomy with all the fireworks. :)
 
Sounds like "gardening in Germany" might be one of these activities.

Gardening seems to be harmless, because you rarely dig deep enough.... but becoming excavator driver in Germany is somewhat more risky.

http://www.maz-online.de/Lokales/Po...damer-Baggerfahrer-haette-keine-Chance-gehabt

https://www.thelocal.de/20140103/digger-driver-dies-after-hitting-wwii-bomb

If you ever wonder why big construction projects take so long in Germany right now: One possible explanation could be all workers deciding to leave work early and have a drink after hearing a metal sound during digging.
 
Re. #23063 above.

Seems Train Sim World: CSX Heavy Haul Beta is closed now, so the executable will never arrive! Not sure what I bought now. Was checking the site, but missed the beta.
Ho-hum, Merry Xmas.

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Meanwhile in Russia.
More precisely, inside Kazan airport.
 
Is that real!!?

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We'll be all right if we can just get back on the expressway.
 
If that was Heathrow, he would be dead now. Those security personnel are brave tackling who knows what in that car.

Scots version:
 
Note for future reference: Don't buy a game on steam a day before christmass. Download speed's around 10 kbs :facepalm:
 
Note for future reference: Don't buy a game on steam a day before christmass. Download speed's around 10 kbs :facepalm:

Same if you are planning to leave your apartment and WiFi tomorrow and need to install some games before being mostly away from home, except for some short weekends.
 
Strange that Yakety Sax is so well known. Thought the title would only be the "Benny Hill Music" to most folk.

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Strange that Yakety Sax is so well known. Thought the title would only be the "Benny Hill Music" to most folk.

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Actually, it took me about 30 years to know it isn't just the "Benny Hill Music", if this makes you feel better. :lol:
 
For being drunk, he sure did a great job of driving through a couple of those open doorways without touching the sides...
 
Gardening seems to be harmless, because you rarely dig deep enough.... but becoming excavator driver in Germany is somewhat more risky.

http://www.maz-online.de/Lokales/Po...damer-Baggerfahrer-haette-keine-Chance-gehabt

https://www.thelocal.de/20140103/digger-driver-dies-after-hitting-wwii-bomb

If you ever wonder why big construction projects take so long in Germany right now: One possible explanation could be all workers deciding to leave work early and have a drink after hearing a metal sound during digging.

Just a random question: How does the UXO situation compare between East and West Germany? I saw something on Youtube that talked about how in many cases areas were rebuilt without being swept for explosives, and now when old buildings are replaced by new construction in those areas there's a fair risk of stumbling on UXO. On the other hand, I know that in East Germany there were a lot of areas demolished in WWII that were never rebuilt before reunification. How did that affect UXO sweeping? On the one hand, I'd expect that the same factors that contributed to areas not being rebuilt before unification would probably mean that they weren't swept for UXO before that time. On the other, I'd expect West German construction firms to have a bit more experience with UXO by the time of reunification, and thus for reconstruction of demolished areas in East Germany to be done a bit more cautiously.
 
Just a random question: How does the UXO situation compare between East and West Germany? I saw something on Youtube that talked about how in many cases areas were rebuilt without being swept for explosives, and now when old buildings are replaced by new construction in those areas there's a fair risk of stumbling on UXO. On the other hand, I know that in East Germany there were a lot of areas demolished in WWII that were never rebuilt before reunification. How did that affect UXO sweeping? On the one hand, I'd expect that the same factors that contributed to areas not being rebuilt before unification would probably mean that they weren't swept for UXO before that time. On the other, I'd expect West German construction firms to have a bit more experience with UXO by the time of reunification, and thus for reconstruction of demolished areas in East Germany to be done a bit more cautiously.

What had more an effect is the range of the bombers and their escorts, which causes a mild north/west vs south/east divide.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-bomb-dropped-Allies-Second-World-War.html

As you can see in the maps, the range of the bombers and their respective payload for a mission is easily visible during the war - at the Rhine valley the bombers had been able to drop nearly their whole payload mass as bombs, while Dresden only permitted about 2 tons of bombs per bomber.

But still, as you can see in the statistics - even small payloads hurt and leave UXOs behind. For example, Leipzig was only destroyed by 20% by strategic bombing, which made it a relatively weakly hit industrial center. But this year alone had two major UXO discoveries that needed to be disarmed. A 500 kg bomb had to be detonated where it was found, it was not possible to defuse it.

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Non-Germans being left in place?

Of course, we let the Daily Mail reporters conduct an interview with the bomb. :lol:

But generally: Evacuation means it - anybody who has no purpose to stay there has to be outside.
 
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