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[Unstung]

Google released a package of Lightroom and Photoshop plug-ins for free. Using Silver Efex Pro, I was able to salvage a photograph that's several months old.

I should go back to that location and shoot an adjacent, slightly more photogenic building. It was under renovation when I took that photo.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Now, lose all my data? Lose 20 years worth of I worked my butt off to create? Panic time:OMG:

You should make a sand mandala. That will help you get over this particular fear.

You might want to fast forward to 14:30 to see the finishing touches.

 

[Loru]

Layers everywhere. Layers in photoshop, layers in corel, layers in 3dsmax, layers in unreal engine. CG is like an onion.

 

[Urwumpe]

I'm with Urwumpe. I was a teenager in the 80s and I didn't even get a cell phone until about 2004, but once you have these devices you simply cannot go back and it's hard to even imagine how you lived without them.

Exactly - though I am still a "book made of paper" kind of reader. :lol:

Just as example: I just used my smartphone for routing me back home. Instead of a specialist tool, I just used a cheap app on it (Google Maps). Used offline map data for the first 50 km until reaching full LTE coverage again. Received updates on the traffic situation faster than TP radio. Got offered alternative routes (including extra time for traffic jams).

Having the same level of functionality installed natively in my car would have cost me about 800 Euro extra. Using the 1980s solution would have meant: printed maps (possibly outdated by the time they are printed), compass, many pauses along the way to navigate and about 50 km more distance for following the standard routes instead of using some small roads.

Now, how to handle the privacy violation and data mining in the example? It is the price for the service and for a once in a quarter year trip, it is not too painful (compared to everyday travel or travels for work). But in general - was the past really better for not depending on some kind of technology that is now commonplace? How much independence or autonomy is still civilization?

 

[Andy44]

Now, how to handle the privacy violation and data mining in the example? It is the price for the service and for a once in a quarter year trip, it is not too painful (compared to everyday travel or travels for work). But in general - was the past really better for not depending on some kind of technology that is now commonplace? How much independence or autonomy is still civilization?

The problem with this tech is that the benefits are immediate and obvious, but the pitfalls that come with loss of privacy and invasiveness are hidden from view and will only be felt later.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

These intertoobs are pretty useful sometimes. Started my car yesterday morning and airbag light was illuminated (uggh, $$$$$). Google make of car and 'airbag light' and get numerous instructions how to reset airbag module with a paper clip. Works, done in 2 minutes, money stays in my pocket.

 

[mojoey]

Aaaaand crush developed.

 

[kamaz]

Procedural generation FTW!

download: http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=67113

 

[SolarLiner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nasYOEFICk

Unigine 2 - Earth Model. It really doesn't look all that much better than Orbiter 2016. It puts all the effort put into Orbiter into perspective (and maybe gives someone an idea or two :hmm: )

The upside of Uningine is that all the processing is done in real time, from rendering (obviously), to data streaming, to procedural refinement or the color, elevation, night lights, clouds, etc.
But it's also its ability to load worlds of any scale while maintaining playability and visual immersion.

In fact, there are plans to use Uningine for a Flight Sim:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6kH80W-wI"]Next Gen Flight Simulator Tech Demo - Port Angeles - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Urwumpe]

RIP Zaha Hadid, world-class architect, first female Pritzker Architecture prize laureate and designer of the Wolfsburg science museum Phaeno.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Aaaaand crush developed.

 

[boogabooga]

Saw this on the frontpage of Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Travel_(video_game)

Much of it sounds familiar....from 1969!

 

[Urwumpe]

No April fools day joke: Severe truck crash on the Autobahn A5 near Alsfeld towards Frankfurt because of multiple centimeters of snowfall.

I was driving there a few days ago with summer tires. :blink: The region is pretty mountainous (especially for a Autobahn) at about 400 meters above MSL.

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And another one bites the dust :uhh:

Hans-Dietrich Genscher, former German foreign minister died today. He was the longest serving Vice Chancellor in German history, from 1974 to 1992 with only a few weeks break between. His greatest moment was sure the 30th September 1989 at the embassy in Prague, announcing to GDR citizens camping around the embassy that the transit to the FRG was allowed.

In his youth, he fought in the German 12th Army (Armee Wenck) during the final days of WW2 in the Battle of Halbe, fighting to keep a corridor from Potsdam to the west side of the Elbe open to allow about 50,000 civilians and the remains of the 9th army to flee from the Soviet army towards the US Army near Stendal. The event was subject of the Sabaton song "Hearts of Iron".

 

[SolarLiner]

This years's YouTube April Fools is SnoopaVision. I don't know why, but this is right on so many levels:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPEJB-FCItk"]Experience YouTube in #SnoopaVision - YouTube[/ame]

 

[orb]

Finally a reason to start thinking about getting a VR headset:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/457860/

 

[Thunder Chicken]

Finally a reason to start thinking about getting a VR headset:
Apollo 11 Walk Around on HTC Vive - YouTube
Apollo 11 VR Trailer - YouTube
http://store.steampowered.com/app/457860/

I think when I buy my next house and have my own office, I am going to get a real desktop computer and play with all this VR stuff. I've just been poking around with netbooks and such for a long time, almost seems like technology has passed me by. I have never really been a gamer, but love simulation and I think VR just looks too fun to not try.

 

[Andy44]

Imagine if Apollo had HD cameras back then.

It's funny when I think about it: The astronauts flew to the Moon using technology that is quite primitive by today's standards. There was no such thing as a portable computer, let alone smart phones or even laptops, they used purely mechanical cameras with film, and wore purely mechanical watches on their wrists. The clocks in the cockpits of the spacecraft were electromechanical (Accutron tuning fork movements).

They had no digital video, there was no satellite navigation of any sort, no flat panel displays in the cockpits, which were a bunch of buttons and switches and indicator lights. Did they even have LEDs or were they using incandescent bulbs?

And yet in so many ways it was high tech. The engine tech, the heat shield tech, the radio ranging, the astronavigation devices in the CM. Today's computers have gotten way smaller and more powerful but the mechanical tech has advanced incrementally.

 

[Frilock]

Batman Vs Superman High School edition

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-iCanIVUI"]Walter Meego "Girls" - Official Video - YouTube[/ame]









Maybe college.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Imagine if Apollo had HD cameras back then.

It's funny when I think about it: The astronauts flew to the Moon using technology that is quite primitive by today's standards. There was no such thing as a portable computer, let alone smart phones or even laptops, they used purely mechanical cameras with film, and wore purely mechanical watches on their wrists. The clocks in the cockpits of the spacecraft were electromechanical (Accutron tuning fork movements).

They had no digital video, there was no satellite navigation of any sort, no flat panel displays in the cockpits, which were a bunch of buttons and switches and indicator lights. Did they even have LEDs or were they using incandescent bulbs?

And yet in so many ways it was high tech. The engine tech, the heat shield tech, the radio ranging, the astronavigation devices in the CM. Today's computers have gotten way smaller and more powerful but the mechanical tech has advanced incrementally.

I beg to differ on the engine tech point. The J-2 and F-1 are both highly advanced relative to their time, but are far surpassed by modern engines in terms of efficiency and TWR.

 

[mojoey]

Yeah but...on the cool scale though, they far surpass anything more technically modern.