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Yeah, it is based on the E92 platform of BMW.
 
Desk rearangement:

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You go to hell for killing Ghandi! Wait, depending on your defintion of "up close", that's actually where you want to go :lol:
 
Saturn is a bit chilly to be Hell;)

But in all seriousness, could you imagine floating over those cloud decks and seeing the rings overhead? That would be almost as mind-destroying as the sights Ellie Arroway saw in Contact:love:
 
Matias Saibene said:
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:cheers::hailprobe:
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaWg7Wm-IwM"]The Shoals of Kraken Mare - YouTube[/ame]


Our main sail hath shot 'cross the punch(???) or-ange sky
Waves we pass slow, but 40 meters high
Oh the methane blows beneath the bow a 100 fathoms down
As we sail Kraken Mare down home for Vonnegut(???) town

Hey o hey hear the tug of Titan's tide,
Hey o hey smell the whiff of cyanide,
Hey o hey hear the splash of oily foam,
The ghost of hot(???) Saturn says: "You're far from home"

The shores of mighty high(???)land feed the sea with storming(???) stream(s)
A witches' brew of chemistry, it's a madman's fever dream,
And somewhere down beneath the waves in hydrocarbon hell,
God knows what ghost lurks there, maybe Titan krakens dwell

Hey o hey hear the tug of Titan's tide,
Hey o hey smell the whiff of cyanide,
Hey o hey hear the splash of oily foam,
The ghost of hot(???) Saturn says: "You'll never make it home"

The ethane sleet has slammed us up 'gainst a tarry shore
Ice rock ripped through the hull and left a jagged hole
Abandon ship! Now man the boats! Tiz' a chilly place to die!
Flap the long boat wings boys! Haul on those oars and fly!

Hey o hey hear the tug of Titan's tide,
Hey o hey smell the whiff of cyanide,
Hey o hey hear the splash of oily foam,
The ghost of hot(???) Saturn says: "Now here's your(???) only home"



( Transcribed by Linguofreak: http://orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=29320 )
 
Thunder Chicken said:
-7F / -22C tonight. Some hot cocoa and apple pie will be going down for dessert tonight.
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And a nip of something a bit stronger as well.

Meanwhile I have to put my house into winter mode and start dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes.

I have a wood burning fireplace which I would love to use but on really cold nights it actually makes the house colder by faking out the thermostat into thinking the heater should stay off in the rest of the house.
 
Andy44 said:
And a nip of something a bit stronger as well.

Meanwhile I have to put my house into winter mode and start dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes.

I have a wood burning fireplace which I would love to use but on really cold nights it actually makes the house colder by faking out the thermostat into thinking the heater should stay off in the rest of the house.
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Take a page from Jaime Hynemann and stick a air/water heat exchanger in the exhaust flue, and link it to a water heater tank and another air/water heat exchanger in your furnace duct.
 
Andy44 said:
And a nip of something a bit stronger as well.

Meanwhile I have to put my house into winter mode and start dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes.

I have a wood burning fireplace which I would love to use but on really cold nights it actually makes the house colder by faking out the thermostat into thinking the heater should stay off in the rest of the house.
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Take the thermostat off the wall - you should see two or three wires on terminal blocks. Take a picture of how they are installed, then disconnect them, add extension wires, and hang the thermostat out a window.

Then make fire. And drink strong spirits.

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Actually, you might want to start with the strong spirits, because :censored: with your thermostat on a night like tonight takes some courage.
 
I am rejecting anything that sounds like work, although I appreciate the craziness of taking critically important stuff apart when you need it the most.

The female techies I work with are right to think that all guys from the age of about 2 and up are basically addicted to doing stupid things and that it's a wonder any males actually live to adulthood.

And I concur, recalling the many stunts of my childhood which resulted in various outcomes such as broken bones, concussions, nearly burning the house down (more times than I've ever admitted to this day), shocking myself with electricity, shooting holes in the neighbor's door with a homemade bow and arrow (and various other homemade weapons) and leaping off of a moving freight terrain while dressed as Dracula.

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mojoey said:
Ooooorrr...set your house on fire.
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See above post. Been there, done that.
 
Andy44 said:
I am rejecting anything that sounds like work, although I appreciate the craziness of taking critically important stuff apart when you need it the most.
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Boooooo! :lol:

At least put an ice pack on your thermostat so you can make a fire. Critical systems were meant to be hacked. This is good practice.
 
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