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Amazon is down, and it's not just me... hmm
EDIT: Not a CISPA protest is it?
EDIT2: Perhaps... More vital sections of Amazon are fine.
EDIT3: Back up. Hm, ~30 minutes downtime I think.



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Before that xkcd, I didn't even know that subways connected separate metropolitan areas. :P
 
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Before that xkcd, I didn't even know that subways connected separate metropolitan areas. :P

The Bullet Trains of Japan is as close as you can find of a trans-metropolitan subway (no kidding, at least half of the Japanese high-speed rail network are tunnels bore through mountainous terrain!)...
 

....:facepalm:

A boy, pretending to be a cute girl doing gwiyomi...and get's caught by her dad.

Just....:facepalm:
 
Doing history research, I found that gallic amphora, which usually were filled with wine or olive oil, were found on the East coast of India, as early as in the first century AD. Amazing. Gives clues there was already some form of global trade back then.

My guess is that Gauls (already under roman domination after Caesar's conquests ending in 52 BC) sold their products to Rome, which sold them to Egypt or Persia, which sold them to arabian or afghanistan tribes, which sold them to Pakistanese then Indians lords. Probably a lot of in-betweens.

But after all, Alexander the Great reached India 5 centuries earlier and founded hellenistic cities all along his path...
 
And that makes me wonder, how long did it take for people to transport goods back then. Maybe more than a month?
 
And that makes me wonder, how long did it take for people to transport goods back then. Maybe more than a month?

A few months depending on the transport route. The ships had been pretty slow back then compared to later ships of sail. That is why the products that had been transported by ship had always been of the more durable kind.
 
A few months depending on the transport route. The ships had been pretty slow back then compared to later ships of sail. That is why the products that had been transported by ship had always been of the more durable kind.

Are carts faster than ships? Since there was road systems back then, it *could* be faster...though a ship from Rome to Constantinople would be faster than a cart right?
 
Are carts faster than ships? Since there was road systems back then, it *could* be faster...though a ship from Rome to Constantinople would be faster than a cart right?

The ships had been much faster than the carts. One documentary this weekend called the Mediterreanean Sea "The Roman Highway", since it was the main transport route for many important goods and much faster than any cart could be. Alone by the distance... Ships often needed a few days for every part of the whole journey, spending only short distances in blue water and staying near the coast for navigation. The ships had not been made for spending months at sea, like later Clippers.

Each ship also carried goods for multiple ports and from multiple ports in their holds, as we know from wrecks. All very similar to modern container ships, the amphores had been pretty much the TEU container of the antique.
 
Yes, the ships were definitively the fastest way to travel back then. Still, they were rarely sailing out of sight of the coast. You had no compass nor reliable maps, so getting lost was very easy. The Sun, the stars and a good eyesight were your main guidance, so you had to be decent in astronomy. Most ships were anchoring during the night. You had no way to detect floating debris like logs (common near the coasts), the oarsmen and the crew had to rest. Also, night was related to the forces of darkness, and I guess that sailors were pretty afraid of it. I've been sailing at night with a modern, safe sailboat (but without radar) and I can tell you it is at first pretty scary.

Carts loaded with goods were very slow. On roman highways it was ok. But on other areas, you had only muddy paths, and after a good rain carts were problably sinking in mud. They were much slower than a legion, which was trained to march quickly all the day long, or horsemen courriers, probably the quickest travelers of those times. There were "highway stations" along the roads to get a fresh horse, rest and have a quick meal, something even have a bath to clean the dust from the road, those stations were called "Mansio".

And yes, the amphora were definitively re-used. I'm currently writing an article on the amphora craftmanship in southern Gaul. Wineyards (villae) had often an intense pottery activity, in fact they produced much more than their needs. Which means that the container itself had a value and was sold empty, and I'm working in finding clues in various archeology articles to demonstrate that.

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I want to add that Gauls mastered the wooden barrel "technology" and were using it widely. So as said Urwumpe, the amphora was really a kind of "international" container. What is very different of today is that they were almost an art form, with each region producing its characteristic shape. The amphora I'm mainly studying had a capacity of 30 liters, and an empty mass of 10 kilograms. Even in Gaul, there is easily 15 known shapes of amphora. Today's containers look perfectly identical, regardless of where they are manufactured.

You also had the dolium, a much more massive container, which capacity varied from 1200 to 2500 liters. Of course, given the technology available, those were used almost exclusively in warehouses, where they were typically half-buried (to keep the temperature constant). But some have been found empty in shipwrecks.

About boats, now I'm thinking to it, it was almost suicidal to navigate at night. You had no lighthouses (except in very large harbours, like the famous one in Alexandria, Egypt), no beacons, nothing. And they were navigating near the coast, were all the dangers are (not only floating objects, but also and mostly rocks !). Only a perfect moonshine could make this possible. I guess they already had the idea of probing the seafloor with a rope and a lead weight, but that technique usually warns you when it is too late !
 
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Well, possibly they had such navigation hints among the locals, that packed some soundings into poems or sailor songs of that era. Like memory aids, that had been passed from father to son or master to apprentice...what ever the culture was back then
 
Attempt at observing the ISS last night was a complete bust :(

I couldn't pick it out at all, but it may have be due to the heavy light pollution in my area. In that case my best observing window might come closer to sunset than usual, right before the streetlights snap on.

Before heading out today I mutilated a cheap webcam and mounted it to my 25mm eyepiece. Hopefully I should have some nice pictures for you all tommorow ;)
 
I've been sailing at night with a modern, safe sailboat (but without radar) and I can tell you it is at first pretty scary.

I always found it rather relaxing, provided there was no thunderstorm on...
 
Spotify alerted me to Daft Punk's new album. Checked out the single "Get Lucky", could swear I've already heard it yet it's totally new. Glad Daft Punk is still producing good sounds.

Great news in light of the Futurama thing. :P
I think the latest reboot was pretty decent.
 
19 years ago my wife was having labor pains. 6 more hours and change until my daughters birthday.

If sneaking up to Cookville to her apartment just so I can wake her up early and take her out for breakfast (probably Bananas Foster pancakes at IHOP).
 
Got through Doctor Who season 6. The Christmas special makes my face leaky.

19 years ago my wife was having labor pains. 6 more hours and change until my daughters birthday.

If sneaking up to Cookville to her apartment just so I can wake her up early and take her out for breakfast (probably Bananas Foster pancakes at IHOP).

Still in denial that I'm 8 months from being 20. (hey, just realized I existed-ish 20 years ago)
I would kill for IHOP first-thing on my birthday! (at a good IHOP at least!)
My 19 was pretty bad, but you can't have a bad day after pancakes. :love:
 
In a few months, I will be 35. The end is near. :thumbsdown:
 
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