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Yeah, sit in the airport waiting room and try to board your departing flight as soon as possible.
Or go to a Braves game.
PhantomCruiser
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Well, if you are going to spend a few days and want to be all "tourist-y", go to the Varsity (what'll ya have, what'll ya have?). There's also the World of Coke, Underground, etc... Go to Marietta and get a picture of yourself with "The Big Chicken" in the background.
Then go over to Georgia Tech (or head north a bit to UGA) and check out the co-eds. Except for my good friend Haley (she's on the dance team), OK... Lookey, no touchey.
Then go over to Georgia Tech (or head north a bit to UGA) and check out the co-eds. Except for my good friend Haley (she's on the dance team), OK... Lookey, no touchey.
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Quick_Nick
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*sigh* yes sir...
I get the feeling PhantomCruiser has uranium shotgun slugs prepared for rule breakers. :lol:
PhantomCruiser
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Muahahahaha!
Haley is one of the dancers that was at the same studio as my daughter. Being a "dance dad" is like being the uncle of anywhere from 5 to 35 girls at any given time. And they all fall under the friends and family protection act of PhantomCruiser.
That being said... If you can find one of them, get accepted by her, date for SEVERAL MONTHS, then move into the "serious dating" category, well then that's OK. but this short-term-one-night thing ain't happenin'.
Now the ones that were already 18 when I met them... That's a different thing altogether. There was a "senior" group of girls dancing to "Leave your hat on". They were all dressed in these red w/ black satin corset-looking things with fishnet tights. All six girls (?) were dancing with chairs, as I was walking along in front of the stage during a dress rehearsal one of them looked right at me, winked and made a kissey face, then kicked her leg over the seatback during a spin. Dang girl nearly caused me to drop my drink... All the moms thought it was funny, but the thoughts that were going through my head were all NC-17 (but I'm 99% sure the moms knew that too).
Some of the girls know that they've got it on, I know a few chearleaders too, same problem as with the dancers (oh what I'd do to be 16 again; and know the stuff that I know now).
All the other girls, no matter what their age, I all see them as 7-8 year olds (even though Haley is 20 now), dang I'm getting old...
Haley is one of the dancers that was at the same studio as my daughter. Being a "dance dad" is like being the uncle of anywhere from 5 to 35 girls at any given time. And they all fall under the friends and family protection act of PhantomCruiser.
That being said... If you can find one of them, get accepted by her, date for SEVERAL MONTHS, then move into the "serious dating" category, well then that's OK. but this short-term-one-night thing ain't happenin'.
Now the ones that were already 18 when I met them... That's a different thing altogether. There was a "senior" group of girls dancing to "Leave your hat on". They were all dressed in these red w/ black satin corset-looking things with fishnet tights. All six girls (?) were dancing with chairs, as I was walking along in front of the stage during a dress rehearsal one of them looked right at me, winked and made a kissey face, then kicked her leg over the seatback during a spin. Dang girl nearly caused me to drop my drink... All the moms thought it was funny, but the thoughts that were going through my head were all NC-17 (but I'm 99% sure the moms knew that too).
Some of the girls know that they've got it on, I know a few chearleaders too, same problem as with the dancers (oh what I'd do to be 16 again; and know the stuff that I know now).
All the other girls, no matter what their age, I all see them as 7-8 year olds (even though Haley is 20 now), dang I'm getting old...
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Eccentrus
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hell yeah, got that same feelings with my nieces and nephews from my cousins, I mean I still remember the time when they are all bald and only 50 cm long, and look at em now! getting first boyfriend, making facebooks account, and here I am still in med school with no romantic life whatsoever
Athena
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Whenever i ask my mom to do something for me:
Trust me, i get alot of that in our school... :dry:
Eccentrus said:no romantic life whatsoever
Trust me, i get alot of that in our school... :dry:
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I'm almost 20... how did this happen?!
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Innumerable cellular divisions. Or you managed to ellude death for 20 years...either way, the universe is proud.
Izack
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You've spent your life clinging to the current moment, thinking more about the moments coming next than where the ones you're leaving behind are going. Their purpose is lost in the waves of life's uncounted objectives and victories and losses, so much that it borders on insane to even try and imagine the product of all those infinities of tiny events.
I can hear a microwave running in the room next door. It is a firewood storage room. Why is there a microwave in there.
Eccentrus
Geekernaut
Nobody ever crossed the same river twice, for the river has flown and he is not the same man anymore.
Athena
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Please, don't tell me i have to go through being "OneDirectionized" just to get the girl of my dreams...:dry:
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Girls like complex vulnerable and romantic guys with no hair on their chest and a bigger make-up bill than Cher.
But genetics will always win, and they will take a guy home, who hunts bears, brawls with other men because of her and never fails a mating.
Eccentrus
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well if you're still in HS, don't even start to trust the girl's judgment, teenagers aren't exactly famous for their ability to evaluate a person.
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Believe me, this won't change with age. They will in the worst case only become paranoid and superficial.
And then you sit in a lecture about psychology as high school student during a few trial days at Hamburg university, discover that you are the only male being among the students and have chosen a lecture that can be summarized in one sentence: "All men are rapists and have no control over their sexual drive".
This kind of lecture might work out great in India today, but I feel badly represented.
