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[Spacethingy]

You guys have probably seen this, but, any excuse...

xkcd

 

[n122vu]

actually hurdles, not high jump

On the Google Doodles page they don't point out the Curiosity rover.

And on here it's just a blimp!

Meant hurdles. What I get for posting before I have my coffee.

 

[mojoey]

Or bacon.


Playing battlefield 2 with a friend, had some bots added in.

Me, "alright...AHHH damnit, got run over by their tank. Wait! I'm back up! No. Down. Back up!. Aand down again. YES. I'm up!" Shortly thereafter I was stabbed. He was laughing the entire time.

 

[jangofett287]

Or bacon.


Playing battlefield 2 with a friend, had some bots added in.

Me, "alright...AHHH damnit, got run over by their tank. Wait! I'm back up! No. Down. Back up!. Aand down again. YES. I'm up!" Shortly thereafter I was stabbed. He was laughing the entire time.

reminds me of an incident I had in Arma2, with a tank WHICH WAS ON MY SIDE.
Meh, hello tank, what are you doing here [main battle was several hundred meters north west, back where the tank had spawned]
<Tank drives forward>
Me: umm, oh, hey, AGH!
<Is run over by tank>
*Me stands up
<tank turns round>
*Me just finishes standing up--
<Is run over by tank>

Somehow I survived, luckily the tracks missed me.

 

[Star Voyager]

Just got my new AO Original Pilot sunglasses in the mail. Hater-blockers are go!

 

[Codz]

Just got my new AO Original Pilot sunglasses in the mail. Hater-blockers are go!

Did they come with a volleyball?:lol:

 

[Star Voyager]

I wish :hmm:!

 

[mojoey]

I have a pair that I got a few years back. I never got a volleyball...I feel cheated

 

[Linguofreak]

And especially beware the henway.

Beware the 5 pounds?

 

[orb]

 

[Pipcard]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_VZ-9_Avrocar

 

[Eli13]

The Avrocar always was an odd concept to me.

Would be pretty demoralizing to see a bunch of em come at you though. Or you would be just plain weirded out.

 

[orb]

A terrestrial flying saucer on Earth doesn't count. It's a real extramartian flying saucer on Mars, and how many real extraterrestrial flying saucers can you find on Earth (it supposed to be the other way around)?

 

[mojoey]

Forty Two.

 

[Eli13]

Forty Two.

That's the answer.
But what's the question?

 

[diogom]

Eighty Three

 

[Scav]

That's the answer.
But what's the question?

What is six times seven?

Beware the 5 pounds?

Yup! :tiphat:

 

[TMac3000]

Me, "alright...AHHH damnit, got run over by their tank. Wait! I'm back up! No. Down. Back up!. Aand down again. YES. I'm up!" Shortly thereafter I was stabbed. He was laughing the entire time.

Only thing worse is me playing Sauerbraten: spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, shoot off a few rounds, die.

I really wish they would quit spawning me into a stream of bullets, on top of a grenade, or right in front of some creature with a rocket launcher...really. Sauerbraten should be renamed the National "We Hate You" Game.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Battlefield 1943 spawns me in front of everyone's gun.
Battlefield 3 involves me being revived by 5 medics and shot by 12 different enemies in 30 seconds.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

That's the answer.
But what's the question?

We've got a long wait ahead of us to get that question...