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[MaverickSawyer]

lulz :rofl:

i haz several more, this can go on all night........
23 Things You Know If You Have A Son
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1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 foot room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up in the air a few times, before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old boy. 11. Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a five-minute response time . 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Most men who read this will try the brake fluid and clorox trick.

My parents got that email 3 years ago. we were all :rofl: over it.

 

[mojoey]

good lord, we were both destructive children... i actually did a ' THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!' with some of the fragile vases out of a second story window....i still havent heard the end of it

 

[MaverickSawyer]

You have no idea... :shifty:

---------- Post added at 09:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:59 PM ----------

Ok, got this from my tutor the other day... Figured it might get some chuckles around here. Enjoy!
Edit: crap. not sticking. Is that because it's a .docx?

 

[mojoey]

hrmmm... :hmm: try making it a .txt

 

[Artlav]

Damn, why are old NES games SO much harder than i remembered them?

 

[Scav]

Damn, why are old NES games SO much harder than i remembered them?

Probably because we all no longer have the reaction time of a squirrel.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

OK, here it is.

 

[mojoey]

uhhh... *chugs fifteen red-bulls consecutively* LETSGOLETSGOLETSGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!BRINGITMARIO! *passes out*

 

[DanM]

 

[mojoey]

sonic boom=awesome

on an unrelated note, THIS should be a new emoticon

EDIT: it should say ORLY? on the bottom

 

[Scruce]

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?

A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

 

[Alfastar]

Is it C??

 

[orb]

Is it C??

It's C++. :lol:

 

[jangofett287]

3 answers can be argued to be correct, but not at the same time. the correct answer changes depending on which one you pick. If you pick B, then the correct answer would be A or C. if you chose A or C, the correct answer is B. the question is self-referencing. I shall therefore pick E) 0%

 

[Alfastar]

It's C++. :lol:

No, it is C# :lol:

 

[Scruce]

3 answers can be argued to be correct, but not at the same time. the correct answer changes depending on which one you pick. If you pick B, then the correct answer would be A or C. if you chose A or C, the correct answer is B. the question is self-referencing. I shall therefore pick E) 0%

It’s like that:
If A was a correct answer, the correct answer was 25%. Since D is 25% as well, the number of correct answers would be 2. Since we’re choosing one out of four at random, the possibility of choosing one of those two is 50%. Therefore the correct answer would be 50%. Since 25% isn’t equal to 50%, A must be wrong. (Proven by contradiction.)

If B was a correct answer, the correct answer was 50%. Since B is the only answer saying 50%, there is one out of four correct. As anyone can easily see, that would make the possibility of choosing that one being 25%. 25% isn’t equal to 50%. Therefore B is wrong. (Proven by contradiction.)

If C was a correct answer, the correct answer was 60%. since C is the only answer saying 60%, there is one out of four correct. As anyone can easily see, that would make the possibility of choosing that one being 25%. 25% isn’t equal to 60%. Therefore C is wrong. (Proven by contradiction.)

If D was a correct answer, the correct answer was 25%. Since A is 25% as well, the number of correct answers would be 2. Since we’re choosing one out of four at random, the possibility of choosing one of those two is 50%. Therefore the correct answer would be 50%. Since 25% isn’t equal to 50%, D must be wrong. (Proven by contradiction.)

Since we can prove that any of those possibilities leads to a contradiction, none of them can be right. Thus it is actually 0%.

As a bonus, your chances of picking the correct answer are 0%, because the correct answer, 0%, is not listed.

 

[Izack]

Isn't it 33.3% ?

Edit: Nevermind???

 

[Scav]

I have a headache.

 

[Izack]

I have a headache.

It all makes sense if you don't assume that the question has a defined answer (like I did at first.)

 

[Urwumpe]

actually, it is (*(--C))++.