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[TSPenguin]

He did the british three with his index, middle, and ring finger up. The german three (when ordering drinks) is with the thumb, index, and middle finger up. (This is according to the movie, i don't know if germans actually do it this way.)

In my area, we do it like that :tiphat:

 

[Turbinator]

 

[ky]

To match that photo,a pic of A submarine laying cables between africa and the U.S.

 

[Artlav]

Not entirely random:

Kind of depressing to see these birds gutted up like that.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

It was becauase he ordered the three glasses a different way than the germans do.

He did the british three with his index, middle, and ring finger up. The german three (when ordering drinks) is with the thumb, index, and middle finger up. (This is according to the movie, i don't know if germans actually do it this way.)

von Hammersmark explains this to Brad Pitt when she's on the gurney, with her leg being poked around in by Pitt.

I see, so the Gestapo officer's plan was counting entirely on only the 3 of them wanting scotch... hardly seems foolproof...

Edit: Then again, he was pretty certain that von Hammersmark wasn't going to have scotch, and he could order something else, but one of the three left could have easily ordered something else...

 

[jedimaster1214]

I see, so the Gestapo officer's plan was counting entirely on only the 3 of them wanting scotch... hardly seems foolproof...

Edit: Then again, he was pretty certain that von Hammersmark wasn't going to have scotch, and he could order something else, but one of the three left could have easily ordered something else...

I guess it was just coincidence that it came out that way... He knew he was British cause of his "Piz Palü accent." He was trying to catch him doing some British mannerism, just to be sure.

They could have gotten through and the plan would have gone off like it should have... There was just the one Gestapo guy who was in the right place at the right time... (wrong place, wrong time??? however you want to see it)

 

[Pyromaniac605]

I guess it was just coincidence that it came out that way... He knew he was British cause of his "Piz Palü accent." He was trying to catch him doing some British mannerism, just to be sure.

They could have gotten through and the plan would have gone off like it should have... There was just the one Gestapo guy who was in the right place at the right time...

Those pesky Gestapo officers, always ruining everyone's fun.

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Sniper Elite V2! YES! ^-^

 

[jedimaster1214]

Sniper Elite V2! YES! ^-^

Oh man, that looks fun!!! (For a video game )

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Oh man, that looks fun!!! (For a video game )

In that case you should pick up the original game, it's only $10 on Steam. :thumbup:

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I just downloaded MegaMek, I've haphazardly chosen an army of:

Light Strike Fighter Angel x5
Ahab AHB-X
Transgressor TR-13
Peregrine Attack VTOL (Kurita) x2
Jump Platoon (Rifle) x3
Zhukov Heavy Tank x2
Von Luckner Heavy Tank VNL-K65N
Flea FLE-4
Harvester Ant KIC-3 (MG)
Commando COM-2D
Panther Tanaka-FLU
UrbanMech UM-R60L
Screaming Hawk SCR-2A-BT
Bowman BWM-4H-TF
Uni MilitiaMech ATAE-70

I have no clue if these are the best units in the game or the worst, if this is a huge army or about half of what I should have, so if anyone can tell me the average size of an army... :thumbup:

But now... I've run into a bit of a speedbump... I don't know how to add units to the Bot/s. Any body know how?

 

[jedimaster1214]

:rofl: I just thought of something great:

George Diller would make a good sports announcer...

Could you imagine it? : "We have Kickoff, of Super Bowl L! Two teams pitted against each other, in one of the greatest events in American sports."




EDIT: 300! whoo...

 

[n122vu]

In that case you should pick up the original game, it's only $10 on Steam. :thumbup:

---------- Post added at 07:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:25 PM ----------

I just downloaded MegaMek, I've haphazardly chosen an army of:

I have no clue if these are the best units in the game or the worst, if this is a huge army or about half of what I should have, so if anyone can tell me the average size of an army... :thumbup:

But now... I've run into a bit of a speedbump... I don't know how to add units to the Bot/s. Any body know how?

Well, 4 mechs are in a lance, so you have 3.75 lances there.

Haven't messed with Megamek in a while, and then it was only against a friend over my LAN, so I'm not sure how to add units for the CPU bots. Maybe see if you can select that player and then add them the same way you did for yourself?

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I came to the realization that I don't think I've ever done a reentry with the XR2. Plenty of launches, but no reentry. I've been practicing. So far, 0 for 2. First run, I forgot to close the retro doors. Second run, came in too steep. Char broiled.

 

[PhantomCruiser]

So, my (normally) smart kid has a brilliant flash of incite last night.

"You're more alert when you're awake."

She does have her blonde moments...

 

[ky]

So, my (normally) smart kid has a brilliant flash of incite last night.

"You're more alert when you're awake."

She does have her blonde moments...

lol,how old is she?

 

[garyw]

So, my (normally) smart kid has a brilliant flash of incite last night.

"You're more alert when you're awake."

She does have her blonde moments...

Don't we all? I walked down the stairs to help my wife bring some shopping in and the next thing I hear is a loud crack as my little finger smacks into the side of the wall.

I head into the kitchen to open the freezer to put some ice on it and open the fridge by mistake and smack myself in the head.

Blonde moments indeed.

 

[Linguofreak]

Bielefeld does not exist.

 

[astrosammy]

I'm living 8 kilometers away from Bielefeld. I don't want to know where all the light pollution comes from if it doesn't exist... :lol:

 

[Pyromaniac605]

I'm living 8 kilometers away from Bielefeld. I don't want to know where all the light pollution comes from if it doesn't exist... :lol:

Somebody has a torch... a really bright one.

 

[Poscik]

The most aggresive men during riots in Manchester:

 

[Pyromaniac605]

The most aggresive men during riots in Manchester:
Manchester Riots 2011: scenes from Whalley Range - YouTube

NO WAY!
He seriously did that!?
Put him on trial!
Lock him up for the rest of his life!
:lol:

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Well... my first game of MegaMek ended in what I'll refer to as "glorious defeat."
(In other words, my last Mek got destroyed by a kick )

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Messing around on Omegle, and this is what happened.

Is the Moon landing real or fake?

Stranger 1: fake

Stranger 1: obv

Stranger 2: fake.

Stranger 1: no shadows on moon

Stranger 1: if you see pic you can see shadows

Stranger 2 has disconnected

(I was asking the question btw.)

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I've been having a look at the available Classic Battletech products available, and am I blind or are there no models whatsoever? :blink:

 

[PhantomCruiser]

Kid is 17, she's normally pretty bright, but.... You know how every now and again you can't help but notice that someone keeps pulling on a door handle that's clearly marked "push to open"? Funny stuff, really.