Humor Random Comments Thread

[Izack]

Resonance is weird.
There is a pile driver humping peacefully on a construction site 500 meters away.
Up here, two glasses are ringing on the table, and the table vibrate slightly with every hump.

What's the worst part?
I was reading Jurassic park the moment before i got to the table...

Absolutely hilarious. :rofl:

 

[DanM]

Nice, my sister got to go to Europe when she was my age. Now because my parents are pouring a ton of money to her for college (and the fact that there are no school trips this year, except the depresso trip to Germany), they can't send me. But, they'll make it up to me by sending me to Space Camp or somewhere expensive. I'm kinda lobbying to go to the STS-135 launch, but that's kinda unpredictable.

 

[Linguofreak]

120 km/h? What do you take the Autobahn every day? :lol:

Some US states have 75 mph (~= 120 km/h) on the interstates, and Utah and Texas have 80 along a few routes in the back of beyond. Montana even had a speed limit of "reasonable and prudent" at one time, but that was eventually struck down in court.

 

[Artlav]

I was just asked:
-Could you see the Moon in Australia? Or is it only visible in northern hemisphere?
...Ehh? You can, only on the other side of the compass.
-Oh, so when we have a full moon they will see a new Moon and vice versa?
... :suicide:

 

[Urwumpe]

I find it a bit disturbing that this building is not mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon Wikipedia, but I somehow hesitate doing the English article myself... Wikipedia has become pretty annoying for casual editors.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/wiki/Roter_Sand

Its the first building constructed on the bottom of the ocean in human history... and an extremely pretty sight.

 

[Stevodoran]

Ok so i am the REOTIO life support leader................ Well now were :suicide:

 

[Wishbone]

Q: What can a vandal do for career development?
A: Why, become a Wikipedia administrator.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Yay english http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alte_Weser_(lighthouse)

 

[TSPenguin]

Your link is slightly borked there

 

[Izack]

I find it a bit disturbing that this building is not mentioned in the Anglo-Saxon Wikipedia, but I somehow hesitate doing the English article myself... Wikipedia has become pretty annoying for casual editors.

I'd do it, but I don't know enough German to completely understand the article. >.>

Very pretty piece of architecture.

 

[n122vu]

I was just asked:
-Could you see the Moon in Australia? Or is it only visible in northern hemisphere?
...Ehh? You can, only on the other side of the compass.
-Oh, so when we have a full moon they will see a new Moon and vice versa?
... :suicide:

:rofl:

 

[DanM]

I swear, if I could animate stuff, I would make my own version of this called "UMMU QUEST"

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM&feature=channel"]YouTube - BRODYQUEST[/ame]

 

[Pyromaniac605]

Neil Cicierega comes up with the funniest things. :lol:

 

[RAF92_Moser]

GO BEARS!

 

[Rtyh-12]

Hello

Mee eez legend!!

 

[DanM]

GO BEARS!

GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO! GO PACK GO!

Problem, Bears fans?


Random tangent:
So I decided to set up a facebook account for just a few days. I deleted my account in August. I have a tiny desire to do it, so I'm gonna get it all out of me once and for all. I'm gonna have some fun with this...

 

[Urwumpe]

Somebody has to defend the true faith, that football is a sport, that is played with the feet. And head, chest and legs. And with balls.

 

[DanM]

I prefer mojo kickball, because unlike football (American and "soccer"); baseball; and golf, it requires more than one ball.

 

[Urwumpe]

I prefer mojo kickball, because unlike football (American and "soccer"); baseball; and golf, it requires more than one ball.

I can only quote our goal keeper legend Oliver Kahn on what a team needs:

"Balls! We need balls!"

 

[fireballs619]

This post will be 470 for me. The prime factorization of that is 47x5x2. The more you know!