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[martins]

What's wrong with that?!? How can you look at the sun and not think of Maxwell's equations, see a fern and not consider the fractal that generated it, or behold the sky and not visualise cosmic particles decaying in a Feynman diagram? The world would be pretty bleak ... (as exemplified in the rather bare first picture).

 

[Urwumpe]

Ok...I can agree to the Feynman diagram and the fern fractal - but Maxwell's equations are not what I see then.



I see Planck's law.

 

[Bj]

What are the odds?

I come home after work today, and find spots of poop over my pillow, all pointing at the open window. The window screen has a spot where a bird 'bombed' it.

What are the odds a bird pooped, for it to hit a small section of window, go through it, and land on my pillow? uck

 

[River Crab]

What are the odds a bird pooped, for it to hit a small section of window, go through it, and land on my pillow? uck

Given the circumstances, I would say this calls for a ballistics investigation.

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I don't know how to show a square root with a normal font.

If things fell up, would planets be spheres?

I'm not sure whether shmup fans are masochists or sadists.

All cakes are lies, but not all lies are cakes...or are they?

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No such thing as up, but if gravity were reversed, I think they'd be a fine mist of fluff.

Shmup fans? Sadomasochists. Or in our case, lunatics.

 

[Izack]

What's wrong with that?!? How can you look at the sun and not think of Maxwell's equations, see a fern and not consider the fractal that generated it, or behold the sky and not visualise cosmic particles decaying in a Feynman diagram? The world would be pretty bleak ... (as exemplified in the rather bare first picture).

Cheers to that, mate.

I come home after work today, and find spots of poop over my pillow, all pointing at the open window. The window screen has a spot where a bird 'bombed' it.

What are the odds a bird pooped, for it to hit a small section of window, go through it, and land on my pillow? uc

Roughly the same odds as something perfectly normal and harmless happening to me, I'd guess. :shrug:

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You and your newfangled technology!

Of course, I could just use x^(1/2)...

 

[Hasso]

Orbiter2006p1 runs out of support.

The desintegration of 2006 universe has started at mars orbit.

Phobos not there???
http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=16406


DISREGARD
Martins himself has had a look at it :thumbup:

 

[Screamer]

Autofcs

Autofcs work with the XR2......BUT you must have a high frame rate. 50 fps and above. Otherwise it's gonna be a theeth shuddering experience...:rofl::thumbup:

 

[Linguofreak]

Everyonce in a while, you'll hear extreme environmentalists advocate giving up civilization and returning to running naked through the forests for the sake of the environment. Right idea, wrong reasoning. The real reason to abandon civilization? Its dependence on bureaucracy. That said, I'm not sure if my urge to go running naked through the forests is the desire to return to a pre-bureaucratic primal state, or if it's simply a sign that my mind has snapped after my university, after all its harping on how E-mail is supposed to be the primary channel of communication between the university and its students, and how we should check our E-mail regularly, sent a *time critical* and *important* piece of communication across the Atlantic by bleeping [line noise] *SNAIL MAIL* (With a full one *month* delay). :uhh:
:beathead::beathead::beathead:
:beathead::beathead::beathead:

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[Director]

Everyonce in a while, you'll hear extreme environmentalists advocate giving up civilization and returning to running naked through the forests for the sake of the environment. Right idea, wrong reasoning. The real reason to abandon civilization? Its dependence on bureaucracy. That said, I'm not sure if my urge to go running naked through the forests is the desire to return to a pre-bureaucratic primal state, or if it's simply a sign that my mind has snapped
[/vent]

Berries. Yummmm!

Mosquitos? Oh Nooooo!

Quick, run for the spaceship!

 

[Andy44]

You can run through the woods naked if you'd like. I'll keep my warm showers and air-conditioned, insect-free bedroom, thank you very much.

Also, I would like to have a snowball's chance when the Big Asteroid is finally spotted some day. Worshipping the Lord of the Flies won't save you then; technology is your only hope.

 

[tblaxland]

You can run through the woods naked if you'd like. I'll keep my warm showers and air-conditioned, insect-free bedroom, thank you very much.

You can have the best of both worlds and only run naked through the forest on weekends :dry:

 

[Andy44]

Which is kind of what I do, except for the naked part.

 

[tblaxland]

Which is kind of what I do, except for the naked part.

Me too - I don't like the leeches.

 

[Izack]

Bah, you people and your newfangled 'clothes.'

 

[jedidia]

Just stumbled over something :lol:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5417/picdump10061124.jpg

 

[jedimaster1214]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
I think many people would get kicks out of these....

 

[Quick_Nick]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
I think many people would get kicks out of these....

XD This is going to keep me entertained for days. I just read through the programming ones. The lack of logic hurts my brain. D:

 

[Loru]

Finally my crest was removed for good but still I have metal rods in my heel.

Another surgery in August, so I can forget about sailing this year

 

[TSPenguin]

When medicine looks like some unskilled trainee tortured you...

 

[Krys]

Orbinauts - the only people not to get into petty arguments about football: http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=11461